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"How DARE these kids assemble, it's IMPOSSIBLE to be educated AND exercise your right to protest at the SAME TIME, they're political PAWNS, they're following a FAD bEcAuSE I kNow FoR a fACt thAt TEEnS aRE DUMB!"
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"Maybe YOU were a shitty kid, Carl."
#NationalWalkoutDay
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This scene alone of Catherine O'Hara in Schitt's Creek should have won every comedy award in existence.
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Steven Universe is the most important queer show in the history of television and I sincerely hope that every child can watch and learn from it 💎
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A baby was staring at me in the store and his mother commented that I "must be great with children!"
The distressed, maniacal laughter that spontaneously erupted out of my body actually made her back away about five feet.
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If y'all really hate Ted Cruz this much, then you can certainly spare some empathy for the millions of Texans who never voted for that piece of shit.
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tonight...
anyone: [says anything]
me: 💋✨🌈▀▄▀▄▀▄ ℝ𝓊ＰⒶᵘ𝐥'ş 𝕕𝓡𝒶Ꮆ ℝ𝕒Ⓒᵉ ▄▀▄▀▄▀🦄👑👠 #AllStars4
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MOM: Are you feeling okay?
ME: I’m good!
MOM: You’re not mad? Do you feel bad all the time for some reason?
ME: No, why?
MOM: Because I read comments in your videos and everyone keep saying you’re “a mood” and now I am worried.
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please, I beg of you, cast tom holland in a movie musical, I can only watch umbrella go viral a billion more times.
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there is nothing stronger or braver or more committed...
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❤️
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🧡
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...than my dog refusing to take a shit while it's raining
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People are always so surprised when I mention that I'm an introvert until they turn back around and realize that I've already left their party.
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A reminder that Trump's border wall was, is, and will always be a stupid, racist, unlawful idea. twitter.com/NBCNews/status…
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Never thought I'd say this but I have now experienced happiness TWICE in 2020.
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So the only thing Americans are willing to sanitize during a global pandemic is white domestic terrorism. Gotcha.
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“What’re you having for dinner tonight?”
“My news feed, a prolonged anxiety attack, and several bottles of wine.” #ElectionNight
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I see a lot of people dismissively referring to THE Gong Li in the #Mulan trailer as some “shapeshifting witch” and what we won’t do is disrespect this Asian cinema icon in my house.
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Look I typically don't believe in matchmaking but I'm convinced my anxious angel Emma is perfect for handsome Kermit and that they would have the most awkward dog wedding which I would wholeheartedly pay for as the father of the bride @Jenna_Marbles @juliensolomita
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Y'all, please be very careful out there. They're already acting like this and haven't even lost yet.
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Happy Pisces season to my two types of Pisces friends:
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we, the middle children
WILL ONE DAY RULE IT ALL!
OUR SIBLINGS WILL SERVE US!
AND ALL WILL BOW TO THE MIDDLE CHILD!
*cries into pillow*
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why does my dog sit like he wants to sell me insurance
