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I'm rarely "offended" by anything. I just think you're really, really, really, really, really, really stupid.
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The Try Guys Try K-Pop
A very special 5-part series debuts later this week!
@nedacus @KeithHabs @korndiddy @kconusa
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SISTER: "You should eat healthier! Like salmon & greens."
[texts her this pic]
SISTER: "Goddammit."
#putapizzaunderit
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IT BEGINS...
The #TryGuys Try K-Pop: Part 1
@nedacus @KeithHabs @korndiddy
youtube.com/watch?v=53NXVs…
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The #TryGuys Try K-Pop Idol Makeup
AKA where I become my ultimate bias @chaelinCL
@korndiddy @KeithHabs @nedacus
youtube.com/watch?v=d2XB59…
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THEM: "You only like K-Pop because you're Korean."
ME: "No. I like K-Pop because I get to HEAR and SEE Koreans. There's a big difference."
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K-Pop Part 4: The Most Disturbing K-Drama Recreation You'll Ever See
#sorrynedswife
@nedacus @korndiddy @KeithHabs
youtube.com/watch?v=oKKA8I…
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ME: I have over 100K Twitter followers now!
MOM: Wow! They are your friends?
ME: Uh, no, they just sorta follow me.
MOM: Get real friends.
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HIM: WHY DID YOU UNFRIEND ME
ME: All caps
HIM: WHAT
ME: You only type in all caps
HIM: THATS NOT A REASON TO UNFRIEND SOMEONE
ME: Yes it is
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Proper beds need three pillows: one for the head, one for between the legs, and one that ends up on the ground.
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Happy "This Dude Came Over And Pointed Out What Was Already Here" Day
#ColumbusDay
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"I will eat it."
"I will wear it."
"I will ride it."
"SQUEE OMG I WILL SMOOSH IT WITH CUDDLES."
- The history of people looking at animals
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"The #HungerGames theme park! Picture it - it's just like Disneyland, only with kids murdering each other."
- Some idiot
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Me watching reality competition shows:
*spots the Asian contestant*
*whispers softly, "you...you will win"*
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"War On Christmas"
by Rothko
#StarbucksRedCup
