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Take Your Child To Work Day = every day
#hehasnoideawhatheisdoing
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100% of my nighttime injuries come from sprinting to my bed after turning off the lights because I'm an adult and still believe in monsters
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When you introduce your friends to K-Pop...
@quintabrunson @zackevans @Jusatan @YG_GlobalVIP #BANGBANGBANG
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ME: [small talk]
MOM: [vague interest]
ME: "I got a sunburn."
MOM: "OMG YOU HAVE SKIN CANCER WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING SUNSCREEN?!"
#AsianMoms
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You do not qualify as family until you can enthusiastically discuss what your poop is like with one another #squatgoals
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Excited to attend the live action #AttackOnTitan world premiere! #AoTmovie
@nedacus @korndiddy @sweetestsara
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It's my first time visiting St. Louis and already 2 people have remarked that I look like a Pokémon trainer. Is it racist if I'm flattered?
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Watching @PixarInsideOut...
Children: giggle occasionally
Adults: cry uncontrollably
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So this is what I look like with a manbun...
#samurairealness
Video coming soon!
Hair by @DavidDANGGG
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I do not believe in forgiving OR forgetting. The face of every mass murderer is etched in my memory since Columbine. FUCK THOSE PEOPLE.
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Moms know how to do everything
Except end phone calls
#bye #loveyou #loveyoutoo #okbye #yesbye #loveyou #iknowtalklater #kbye #loveyou #MOM
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FRIEND: [sees my new hair] "So you're finally following what white guys started, huh?"
ME: "You know top knots are from Asia, right?"
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The rumors are true: The Try Guys will be at @kconusa LA this weekend shooting a new project! #hwaiting
@KeithHabs @nedacus @korndiddy
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My mom watched my hair video and texted me this:
"Eugene, you look sick and hungry."
#AsianMoms #whyyousoskinny
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"I LOVE ANIMALS!!!"
*screams and smashes bug*
- Most People
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My face whenever someone tells me they're a "picky eater"
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Email subject line - "Casting Call: WHO NEVER HAD BOBA?"
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"Flying's like sex: your butt hurts and you just end up waiting forever to get off."
- the lady next to me on my flight
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MOM: "You should treat your car like you treat your body!"
ME: "Don't be silly, Mom, cars can't run on beer."
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HIM: You ordered too much dim sum.
ME: That is the most ridiculous thing I've heard in my entire life.
