1351
So silver spoons make people stupid. Good to know.
1352
Has anyone’s natural-born accent been coming out stronger during quarantine? My Texan slips out when I’m drunk but something about being away from public interactions has reverted my speech patterns. I just said “I’M FIXIN’ TO GIT IT” to my dog and he was like “the fuck is this?”
1353
I can't bring myself to watch that show...
...yet.
1355
I regret to inform many of you that you actually look GREAT growing out your hair and the home haircuts are wasting a perfectly good opportunity to try out a different look.
1356
I've always trusted my Taurus friends, but not this Taurus season. This whole year has fucked with their patience. My very stable Taurus bud just ended our phone call about her birthday with an ominous "...OR ELSE," and then laughed a little too loudly. I almost shit my pants.
1357
Do yourself a favor: stream @rinasawayama's debut studio album, a self-portrait of a queen on the rise. It's the Frankenstein's monster of maximal pop, if Frankenstein was queer and Asian and her monster was a rare mix of genres that makes you feel sparkly, nostalgic, and badass.
1358
I haven't been very public about my long history with depression but I'd like to reassure anyone out there who's even more depressed than usual right now that it's going to be okay, no matter how awful it is to be quarantined with our own thoughts. We're gonna get through this.
1359
This is all my dad had to say about it.
1360
me changing out of my sweats when I walk out of quarantine twitter.com/WestworldGifs/…
1361
Don't blame these men for our collective childhood desire to bone Prince Eric. t.co/lKgPyoos90
1362
Spinosaurus returning to its natural habitat. Nature is healing.
1363
zendaya is me...chee #MetGalaChallenge #TryGala
1364
no one asked for this and yet
youtube.com/watch?v=9rmbey…
1365
I'm no history expert but I'm 100% sure that Japanese-Americans who were forced from their homes during WWII would have much rather stayed inside them. twitter.com/imillhiser/sta…
1366
Honeybees. They're out there, workin' together against the murder hornets. Surroundin' those motherfuckers in a big ole bee ball. Wigglin' so goddamn hard that they create heat. Wigglin' their little bodies in unison until they cook the son of a bitch. Be more like the honeybee.
1367
As a #DragRace fan who's been watching since episode 1 on Logo when they had Vaseline on the lens in 2009 - bitch this cast is STACKED. Y'all don't even KNOW. 🙌 ONGINA. 👏 JUJUBEE. 👏 MARIAH. 👏 ALEXIS. 👏 INDIA. 👏 DERRICK. 👏 SHEA. 👏 MIZ. 👏 BLAIR. 👏 MAYHEM. 💜 #AllStars5 twitter.com/RuPaulsDragRac…
1368
I’m incredibly honored to receive the Phenom Award for LGBTQ+ Activism from the @shortyawards for my work with the @TrevorProject 🏳️🌈
1370
You like your eggs over well with a hard yolk. Don't pretend to know how Asian Americans think.
1373
At a high school summer film camp, I came out of the bathroom to find that my granola bars had gone missing. My roommate said, "oh, Shia LaBeouf just walked in and stole your granola bars." Apparently he was staying in the room next door. I was very sad I didn't get to meet him. twitter.com/MavenofHonor/s…
1374
Statistically speaking, drag queens are more talented than all of us.
