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Shoutout to everyone else drinking at home all alone while staring at the news.
We have finally become our fathers.
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All these show recommendations are great but nothing comes close to the single funniest episode in television history:
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All these balcony videos from Italy and Spain are meant to be inspiring but they're just further intensifying my attraction for Italian and Spanish people.
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For the love of God, check on your Aries friends. It’s Aries season and they’re stuck inside. Send them shit to burn or they’ll do it to their house.
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Share this video NOW with your skeptical family and friends - particularly those who need relatively simple, visual explainers about complex topics. @Kurz_Gesagt does such an incredible job summarizing how defeating Coronavirus is literally in our hands.
youtube.com/watch?v=BtN-go…
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house plant people when they come out of quarantine
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Tyler Perry’s I Can Get Drunk All By Myself
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In honor of #NationalPuppyDay, thank you to WeRateDogs @dog_rates for being the one constant source of light, humor, and good boys on Twitter. 100/10 twitter.com/dog_rates/stat…
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Stop posting pictures of your delicious homemade bread without offering to send me any.
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I’m sitting here in quarantine eating my dry grocery loaf while all y’all bitches suddenly Bake Off chefs during bread week.
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Please stop putting these politicians on television. Give me medical professionals and experts who value human life over their wallets. #StayHome
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As someone who dislikes hugging, social distancing has taught me that I would much rather have the option to reject people's hugs than to have never hugged at all.
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This looks incredible @alanyang 🙌 twitter.com/alanyang/statu…
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We don't care about your politics, conspiracy theories, or personal agendas. When health care workers who are battling this pandemic on the front lines are distressed and asking for help, YOU FUCKING LISTEN. Show some goddamn respect to the heroes who can save your life.
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#FutureNostalgia is pure pop perfection and the soundtrack we need in isolation. @DUALIPA’s bold retro sound is focused, funky, and fucking FUN, propelling this album into the modern disco pantheon alongside Madonna, Robyn, Daft Punk, and Kylie. I am very gay, so I am very right.
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Hot Italian Man Does Yoga With His Tiny Chihuahua #StayAtHomeAndStaySafe
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Mr. President, we aren’t watching you or Tiger King because we actually like you. It’s because you’re godawful, delusional, megalomaniacal train wrecks with terrible hair. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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After thorough, scientific research, I have concluded that the new acceptable time to start drinking at home is 3PM.