1601
This is what my dreams look like
#buzzfeednow
1602
The moment you realize you love something you hate
1603
Guns don't kill people
People kill people
Using guns
Lots and lots of guns
1605
MOM: "You know who is very attractive? Jack Human."
ME: "Do you mean Hugh Jackman?"
MOM: "No, the Wolverine, Jack Human."
@RealHughJackman
1606
Black Friday
should be renamed
Happy Food Baby Day
1608
ME - "That was the weirdest tasting toothpaste."
SISTER - "Uh you just used my dog's toothpaste. It's liver-flavored."
1609
"OMG I'm like literally dead."
- said no literally dead person ever
1610
American history in a nutshell: people debating about how scary brown people are.
1611
"WOW! OH WOW! GREAT! SO GREAT! WOW!"
- what I imagine my dog thinks every time he rediscovers his own butthole
1612
American English lost all credibility when someone looked at the word bologna and said, "oh, yeah, that's definitely pronounced BALONEY"
1614
Light
Love
Art
Music
Cinema
Romance
Wine
Cafés
History
Liberté
Égalité
Fraternité
Strength
Family
Life
#THISisParis
1615
1616
Introducing my aunt to coworkers:
THEM - "Hi what's your name?"
HER - "Aunt."
#AsianPeople
1617
"War On Christmas"
by Rothko
#StarbucksRedCup
1618
Me watching reality competition shows:
*spots the Asian contestant*
*whispers softly, "you...you will win"*
1620
"The #HungerGames theme park! Picture it - it's just like Disneyland, only with kids murdering each other."
- Some idiot
1621
