1651
If you are pasta.
I will find you.
And I will eat you.
1652
I seriously just accidentally said "pasta" instead of "hello" to my Uber driver. #hungrymistakes
1653
The beauty of comics is that anything is possible. Thank you @Marvel & @gregpak for the new Hulk #KoreanAmericanHero
1654
There are two types of people at museums.
@nedacus
1655
[standing next to old lady on subway]
HER: "You got a nice ass for a Chinese."
#NYC
1656
1657
My brain says I should go on a diet, but then my body tells my brain to STFU before eating all the potatoes.
1658
OTHER PEOPLE: "I'm gonna take a nice long nap on this flight!"
ME: "OMGwhatwasthatnoiseDAFUQisthisplaneshakingIWILLNEVERSLEEPAGAIN..."
1659
LA ✈️ NYC
If you think you see me:
1) Cautiously yell "Eugene!"
2) Check for a response
3) If I don't say hi, you're like "OMG am I racist?"
1660
Taught my BuzzFeed colleagues some classic @britneyspears choreography because #itsbritneybitch
1661
"What's LA like?"
*show them this photo*
1663
I'm often asked about my K-Pop biases. Here's my favorite @GirlsGeneration members:
3) Sunny
2) Sooyoung
1) Hyoyeon
1664
History has generally proven that tearing walls down is more favorable than building them up
1665
1666
[at Korean restaurant]
FRIEND: OMG are those two men fighting?
ME: Naw it's the ancient Asian tradition of trying to pay for dinner.
#noipay
1667
HIM: You ordered too much dim sum.
ME: That is the most ridiculous thing I've heard in my entire life.
1668
MOM: "You should treat your car like you treat your body!"
ME: "Don't be silly, Mom, cars can't run on beer."
1670
"Flying's like sex: your butt hurts and you just end up waiting forever to get off."
- the lady next to me on my flight
1671
1672
Email subject line - "Casting Call: WHO NEVER HAD BOBA?"
1673
My face whenever someone tells me they're a "picky eater"
1674
"I LOVE ANIMALS!!!"
*screams and smashes bug*
- Most People
1675
