1577
I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING AND IDGAF WHAT YOU THINK
More importantly, please like and retweet this
- People on Twitter
1579
My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-.....-great-grandfather
1581
@EugeneLeeYang
ME: "I'll pair my wine with...this other bottle of wine."
#winewednesday
1582
SOMMELIER: "And what are you pairing your wine with?"
ME: "Uh...with?"
1583
"Seriously guys, I DO have a huge dick! Everyone talk about the huge dick I definitely have!"
- what I hear when North Korea does anything
1584
Pesto the Pup meets pesto the pasta for the first time and is like soooo unimpressed
1585
@EugeneLeeYang I could write a book based on the conversations I have with my mom. She is savage AF and my idol.
1586
MOM: "Your hair is too long."
ME: "Can you stop criticizing for once? Try to give me a compliment."
MOM: (pause) "You look like your Mom."
1587
KIDS - *counts down the days until Spring Break*
ADULTS - *counts down the months until Halloween, cries forever*
#FirstMondayOf2016
1588
[texts friend this pic]
FRIEND: "Are you at a funeral?"
ME: "What? No, I'm at a coffee shop."
#whenallyouwearisblack
1589
My New Year's Resolution is to be less cynical, even though resolutions are totally pointless and no one ever follows through on them
1590
Happily Serious vs. Seriously Happy twitter.com/itsashlyperez/…
1591
When you're feelin' your song sober vs. drunk @chrisreinacher
1592
Me in science class:
"This is sooo boring."
Me watching educational videos on YouTube:
"THIS IS AMAZING I LOVE LEARNING FUCK YEAH SCIENCE!"
1593
1594
After a thousand tweets, I thought I'd change my Twitter header photo
#EugenesUnited
1595
Every toy I have ever owned has pretend made out with every other toy I have ever owned
1596
I just saw Star Wars and now I can't sleep because of the million raging nerd boners I have
1598
"No"
I said sarcastically after being asked if I was being sarcastic
1599
I keep confusing the words "gym" and "couch"
1600
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@steveyeun
#UnforgettableGala
Tux by @MusikaFrere
