1526
"How many times have you been in love?"
"I dunno, I'd have to remember how many dogs I've met."
1527
I don't think you're ready for this Yeti
1528
Everyone wish my dear friend @KeithHabs a speedy recovery from surgery because I'm bad at moral support #herniabros
1529
ME: "What can stain teeth?"
DENTIST: "Things like red wine, coffee, soy sauce, hot sauce..."
ME: "I have come to accept my stained teeth."
1530
Someone again just told me that I have resting bitch face and I replied, "no I don't you're just not being interesting"
1531
The first Asian winner of @RuPaulsDragRace will be @KimChi_Chic
Because Korea
And the power of fermented cabbage
1532
The Asian representation is real
@HarryShumJr @Shelby_Rabara
1533
Just a friendly reminder to the rest of the world that many of us Americans are also horrified and embarrassed by all of this
1534
The Try Guys Workout: "How To Get A Six-Pack (Of Beer) In Exercise Clothes"
@korndiddy @nedacus @KeithHabs
1535
Me trying to run away from stupid Asian jokes but staying because this was the only role they wrote for us #Oscars
1536
If a BuzzFeed video is released and @GraphicDsignGuy doesn't comment on it, did it ever even exist?
1537
I care about a lot of things, but not as deeply and passionately as I care about @LeoDiCaprio winning this Oscar
1539
If your friend's car won't start and you're stranded, find a bulldozer and model the fuck out of it @KeithHabs
1540
My pup Pesto the day I met him at the shelter vs. today. So many great dogs in need of homes! #tbt #AdoptDontBuy
1541
Asians in superhero stories
✔️ Mystic ninjas
✔️ Mystic ninja villains
✔️ Mystic ninjas teaching white people ninja stuff
✖️ Lead characters
1542
The new #FacebookReactions are basically the stages of a failed relationship
1543
MOM: I love you and am always so proud of you
[one hour later]
MOM: WHY YOU DON'T ANSWER TEXT I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU
#momtext
1544
BuzzFeed Video FINALLY has an app, meaning you can binge-watch all our vids and never get any work done again ever
bit.ly/1LEmIDl
1545
No I am not a vampire I am stopping at your front door because I am Asian and I don't know if I can keep my shoes on or not
1546
Proof that I am old twitter.com/korndiddy/stat…
1547
ME: "What's his name, Bread?"
FRIEND: "OMG racist white guys are not named Bread."
1548
I feel like when it rains, politicians point at the sky and scream, "THE UNSEEN TERRORS OF THE SKY ARE ASSAULTING OUR LIBERTIES OF DRYNESS!"
1549
Everyone around me is always talking about Kanye and Taylor and the Kardashians and I'm just sitting here thinking about baked brie 🧀
1550
No, I do not care about celeb gossip
Yes, I am very passionate about different types of cheese
