1501
When you face swap me and @quintabrunson you get a blasian Handsome Squidward
1502
ME: I'm so thankful that I got your -
MOM: Beauty, yes.
ME: I was gonna say personality; maybe I should've said ego!
MOM: Yes, my aegyo too.
1503
SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...
#TryGuys #CowboyBebop
1504
When Hollywood inevitably remakes a live action "Akira" with a white cast they better rename it "Joe" or "Bob" or something
1505
First thought I have when I meet someone is wondering what their pinky toenails look like because I'm always shocked when I finally see them
1506
New official headshot by @maceyjforonda
1507
Let's hold hands and pray that my amazing mother, who's visiting me next week, will agree to star in another video 🙏
1508
Today I am thankful that my siblings and I no longer have to get the same bangin' haircut #NationalSiblingDay
1509
Everyone's always talking ad nauseam about being an introvert, extrovert, or ambivert
I'm a whatevert because who the fuck cares
1510
I'm hereby electing @zaynmalik as President of my ears because #MindOfMine is fuckin' 🔥🔥🔥
1511
"How do you spend your free time?"
"Failing to face swap with my dog."
1512
I just walked into a room and said "hey Matt" and every other guy turned his head
1513
More like "before discovering hairspray and the gym" but I love nerdy, chubby 18-year-old me for getting into @USC 😂 twitter.com/fhurtado/statu…
1514
Dear. The. South. Segregation. Is. Bad. Stop. Discriminating. And. Actually. Do. Your. Fucking. Jobs. #Mississippi #NorthCarolina #Houston
1515
Yes I'm a huge fan of @RuPaulsDragRace & rooting for @KimChi_Chic, @thatonequeen, or @ThorgyThor to snatch the title
1517
Watching West Side Story and my dog starts fighting his friend over a toy
Now I can show this to explain America
1518
Congratulations to @KeithHabs and his beautiful fiancé on their engagement! #adoptme
1519
1520
*told there are free refills*
*sits in restaurant forever*
1521
1522
ME: "I love you!"
GRANDMA: "Okay."
*hangs up phone*
#AsianGrandmas
1523
