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HOW DARE YOU SIR. twitter.com/KeithHabs/stat…
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She’s right, I’m wrong, shut up 💇🏻♂️
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Language is a core expression of identity. Subtitles do not divide or disqualify - they’re gateways into incredible stories you might have otherwise never known.
Tonight I heard the language of my family on the Oscars stage. 🇰🇷 I can’t wait to hear many, many more... #Parasite
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Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the newest addition to my furry family...
🍙 KIMBOP! 🍙
Just adopted this 4-year-old cuddle monster from the shelter and am officially a father of three. 🐶🐶🐶
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It’s the #YearoftheRat so get that dick.
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Yes, Bambi's mom dies, but need I remind you that halfway through this film all the woodland creatures hit puberty while a weird old owl explains to them why they're so horny. twitter.com/IGN/status/122…
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My mother just asked me what an influencer was.
I replied that it's a popular trendsetter on social media who has the power to influence their large audience's purchasing decisions and tastes.
She paused, confused and said, "but no one on social media has good taste."
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I thought I cared about my friends and family and then I watched #CheerNetflix and the only thing I care about now is the Navarro Cheer Team, making mat for Daytona, and protecting Jerry at all costs.
youtube.com/watch?v=8td25E…
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me, very gay, playing dungeons & dragons for the first time:
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I want fabulous
That is my simple request
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My birthday theme was Disney Channel Original Movies. We went as the best characters.
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𝐉𝐚𝐧𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝟏𝟖, 𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟕 - 𝐖𝐚𝐜𝐨, 𝐓𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐬
𝑴𝒚 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒅𝒂𝒚 🎂
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"I hate everything about this," I said.
*clicks to play next episode*
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“This show is total trash” I said as I recommended it to all of my friends.
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This is a love and appreciation post for The Farewell. The deeply poignant, personal writing and directing by @thumbelulu were unmatched this past year. Incredible performances by @awkwafina, Zhao Shuzhen, and the entire ensemble. You've already won so many awards in my heart.
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This is a wonderful, powerful, gorgeous proclamation from a wonderful, powerful, gorgeous woman. Inspired and proud of you being you, @NikkieTutorials! 💜 twitter.com/NikkieTutorial…
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I was 4 at a bday at Chuck E. Cheese and needed to go but no adult chaperone would take me. I pulled down my pants in the middle of the room. Charles picked me up to run me out but it was too late. I peed all over him. He didn’t know what to do so he just stood there and took it.
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I once peed on Chuck E. Cheese twitter.com/adribbleofink/…
