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watching all of my friends getting married and having children.
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finally have the perfect mental image for when someone tells me that my late loved one is “looking down on us”
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them: what's your favorite Christmas song?
me:
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When Elsa revealed her extensions and blowout I screamed.
531
y’all better be most thankful for movie theater workers who provide refuge from the people we claim to be most thankful for
532
my most religious relative: “bless us o lord...”
me and the one child at the table:
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on social media rn instead of being social with friends and family i’m nailing the holidays
534
You need to get your life together, Stephanie.
535
me eating while reading all these controversial food opinions
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I identify strongly as an SNL Cut For Time sketch.
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dear god please someone help that poor child twitter.com/heelyfanaccoun…
541
I don't say this about many people, but Harry Styles appeals directly to all of my interests. What an insanely gorgeous person.
542
Every time I hear myself say um or like I like want to um punch myself in the face
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...aaaaand I'm already weeping #PixarSoul twitter.com/PixarSoul/stat…
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white gay culture is thinking and acting like you're Sharpay but in reality you're just Ryan without the hats
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Finally joined #TikTok because I had no idea where else this content would make sense vm.tiktok.com/mx85ey/
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FINAL FORM:
Ultimate Asian Auntie 👵
#Halloween19
