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None of those dumb "you can only keep 3" memes spoke to my quarantine experience so I made a dumber one...
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why does my dog sit like he wants to sell me insurance
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Anyway, just thought I’d share that it took my conservative, Christian, Korean mother over 30 years to get to this conversation, so it’s possible for those who love you to grow with your gay journey.
Also, she HATES when I post our chats, so here’s a pic of her being gorgeous:
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I feel emboldened by this breakthrough conversation and was like, fuck it, might as well explain what bears and otters and twinks are, and she asks, "so gay men are like animals?"
I respond, "some gay types, yeah," and she hAS THE NERVE TO SAY...
"So...what are you, a pony?"
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I went on to explain how queer sex dynamics are unique and said, "imagine how it'd be different if you were with a woman."
She scoffs, "NO, never," and when I prodded her further sHE GOES...
"Well if I was lesbian then I would probably just hold hands and GARDEN or something."
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I explained it to her and she replied, "oh, so it's the one being like the girl."
She paused and then asked, "are YOU the girl?" I was honest and answered, "not typically," and shE FUCKING GOES...
"Yes, being girl must be harder because you always have to pretend to like it."
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My mom's journey of having a gay kid:
13 - "which girl do you like?"
18 - "wtf NO you can't be gay"
23 - "it's a big city thing, you'll get over it"
28 - "so how is your ~roommate~ doing"
33 - "...ok MAYBE you're gay"
today - "what do you mean when you say bottoming"
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Every time I lose complete faith in humanity some wonderful motherfucker has to go on and prove that people can be good.
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why the fuck do I keep asking people "how are you" when I already know how they are
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After thorough, scientific research, I have concluded that the new acceptable time to start drinking at home is 3PM.
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Mr. President, we aren’t watching you or Tiger King because we actually like you. It’s because you’re godawful, delusional, megalomaniacal train wrecks with terrible hair. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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Hot Italian Man Does Yoga With His Tiny Chihuahua #StayAtHomeAndStaySafe
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#FutureNostalgia is pure pop perfection and the soundtrack we need in isolation. @DUALIPA’s bold retro sound is focused, funky, and fucking FUN, propelling this album into the modern disco pantheon alongside Madonna, Robyn, Daft Punk, and Kylie. I am very gay, so I am very right.
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We don't care about your politics, conspiracy theories, or personal agendas. When health care workers who are battling this pandemic on the front lines are distressed and asking for help, YOU FUCKING LISTEN. Show some goddamn respect to the heroes who can save your life.
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This looks incredible @alanyang 🙌 twitter.com/alanyang/statu…
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As someone who dislikes hugging, social distancing has taught me that I would much rather have the option to reject people's hugs than to have never hugged at all.
