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It will surely be impossible to spot me on #Brooklyn99 tonight since you'll be so distracted by the jaw-dropping beauty of the world's two hottest working supermodels 😎😎
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white gay culture is thinking and acting like you're Sharpay but in reality you're just Ryan without the hats
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My New Year’s resolution is to be that bitch.
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It's year 1⃣3⃣ of my Asian Halloween tradition which means it's gonna get very, very deadly...🩸
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Yes, Daddy.
#Brooklyn99 twitter.com/nbcbrooklyn99/…
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Anyone who turns bleach into a weapon is a danger to society.
Anyone who turns a rope into a noose is committing a hate crime.
Anyone who cannot recognize that queer black people continue to be physically attacked in this country is contributing to the problem. #JussieSmollett
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Firing ≠ Justice. Charge and convict Brett Hankison and the other two officers who killed Breonna Taylor. twitter.com/NPR/status/127…
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“Now add a cricket just for luck” 🦗
#Mulan #Halloween18
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I will never stop missing Pluto being a planet.
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my sister: do you want to remarry?
mom: no, NEVER.
me: what do you want?
mom: [pause] maybe i find the gay friends.
me & my sisters: ***SHOCKED***
mom: i learn they are much smarter and funnier and better than husband!
me & my sisters: 🥺😂🥲
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Cake has to disguise itself as other things because it knows it's the worst dessert.
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We don't care about your politics, conspiracy theories, or personal agendas. When health care workers who are battling this pandemic on the front lines are distressed and asking for help, YOU FUCKING LISTEN. Show some goddamn respect to the heroes who can save your life.
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If you've got the spare time and energy right now to be shitty towards people who are helping you in the service industry, congratulations, you are ugly. ✨
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I just realized that the reason I always quote Disney sidekicks is because they're who you actually grow up to become. Not a princess. Just someone who's told what to do and tries to do their job well while managing their own nervous breakdowns with a smile. THAT'S adulthood.
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I regret to inform many of you that you actually look GREAT growing out your hair and the home haircuts are wasting a perfectly good opportunity to try out a different look.
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reflecting on how I used to delight in canceling plans
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The ACTING. The SCRIPT. The DESIGN. Hocus Pocus is an underrated cinematic masterpiece and that's that.
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Asian grandma, but then make it fashion
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I've loved K-pop since the 90s. I've pushed for it in my content. I've had countless chats with music insiders about its Western breakthrough, which has been happening the past few years. BLACKPINK playing Coachella is hugely significant. The locals have no idea what's coming. 🇰🇷
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Listen I’m not here to fight with you I’m just trying to protect my friends.
