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“Well this is a new low,” Satan said.
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There needs to be a special term for those like me who get extremely awkward and nervous when meeting new people but instead of looking shy, we somehow appear intimidating and aloof and strangers get the impression we're bitchy. Externally mean when internally anxious. Meanxious?
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your friendships are trash when compared to this cheetah and his best doggo
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please, I beg of you, cast tom holland in a movie musical, I can only watch umbrella go viral a billion more times.
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them - Happy #SuperBowlSunday! H-
me - Never forget that the greatest Super Bowl ad of all time aired 15 years ago in 2004 by Pepsi and starred Beyoncé, Britney Spears, and Pink as Roman gladiators rebelling against Enrique Iglesias through a cover of Queen's "We Will Rock You."
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We joke because we're terrified. This is terrifying.
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So is history basically wealthy, powerful men being evil and disgusting while fucking over everyone else or am I putting it too nicely.
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studio ghibli stills that put me in a good mood
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The amount of love I have to give disproportionately outweighs the available space I have for more dogs.
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@danielhowell 🙏 and thank YOU for your brilliant video - sharing your life journey with us with such sincerity and eloquence was equally powerful and I'm monumentally proud of you
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A reminder that #Pride marches have always been protests. No matter how much social media, corporations, or your friend who thinks it's a party have twisted it. The LGBTQIA+ fight is against bigotry and oppression. #BlackLivesMatter should always be a part of the conversation.
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Children's entertainment supports Black Lives Matter because they know better than anyone that you have to teach anti-racism with your ABCs. Racists can go ahead and boycott, I hope your kids like playing with papa johns crusts.
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Do all of us with resting bitch faces inevitably evolve into resting dead inside faces or have I just given up
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“That is THE most beautiful shirt I have EVER seen.”
- my straight friends
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Today is my birthday.
My dog and I are both 33 years old in human years.
Asian don't raisin.
Pup don't grow up.
#Eugene33
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Today is the 70th anniversary of the Korean War, where millions of civilians were killed, including several of my family. We Koreans, whether raised in the motherland or overseas, carry on the legacy of those who sacrificed everything for our survival. They will not be forgotten.
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Children lose with more dignity than this embarrassment. Just take your second place ribbon and get the fuck outta here. I’ll pick you up a happy meal on the way home if it’ll make you stop crying.
