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Now would be a great time for schools to revise all those U.S. and World History books that helped some of y'all develop these shitty white-centric opinions.
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If you have siblings then statistically only one of you will turn out okay while the others transform into crazy uncles and aunts
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A supermarket. This monster shot up a supermarket. While people were getting their groceries. Their COVID vaccinations. Essential workers already risking their safety to make ends meet.
The cowardice and depravity is beyond reproach. I’m so sorry, Boulder. twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/…
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some of y’all were never spanked by everyday household objects and it shows
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Olivia Rodrigo is IT. The voice. The lyrics. The aesthetic. The talent. The FEELING. The lack of parallel parking skills. Truly outstanding. Can’t wait to watch her rise to even greater success. #OliviaSour
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BREAKING: This transphobic administration is a despicable piece of shit and is targeting the most vulnerable group's access to health care during a global pandemic. twitter.com/NPR/status/127…
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Shoutout to everyone else drinking at home all alone while staring at the news.
We have finally become our fathers.
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Sometimes life isn't about where you're going...it's about who you wanna get the fuck away from.
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Dear @QueerEye Guys,
Just putting this on your radar, but @tryguys fans have been clamoring for a collab. These are my best friends. Please send help. 🌈✨💜
@jvn @bobbyberk @antoni @KaramoBrown @tanfrance
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Are shitty men becoming shittier or is it just a Wednesday.
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After thorough, scientific research, I have concluded that the new acceptable time to start drinking at home is 3PM.
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Be kind to your moms you little shits ❤️
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Halloween is two months away so decide your costume by the end of today for it to be any good 🎃
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What's so enraging about these attacks on Asian elders is how, in my experience, my older relatives minimize their pain, opinions, and the space they occupy in order to unburden others. They mind their own business while trying to survive. Targeting them feels especially cruel.
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This one New Year's Eve party, I was the only single person and when the clock struck midnight I didn't know what to do as the couples kissed. So I kissed the owner's cat. It scratched me. Also, I'm allergic to cats. So I bled and sneezed. Moral of the story: don't party tonight.
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This is half of my memories as a child.
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Y'all, please be very careful out there. They're already acting like this and haven't even lost yet.
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Donald J. Trump
American (b. 1946)
Bye Bitch, 2021
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Y’all gotta stop blowing shit up to announce if there’s a penis or not. twitter.com/abc7newsbayare…
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Here's the actual conversation:
MOM: (looking at my suitcase) Did you bring any t-shirts?
ME: No, just sleeveless shirts and sweaters.
MOM: I don't like sleeveless. It's so hot out, you need t-shirts.
ME: But I don't like how I look in t-shirts.
MOM: Okay, we get it, you're gay.
