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y'all ready for me to capture the avatar and regain my honor or what 🔥 #Halloween2020
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My heart just sank through the floor. 💔 twitter.com/nprpolitics/st…
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Rich parents.
When you pay for your kid's success.
You are literally making them stupider.
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People are always so surprised when I mention that I'm an introvert until they turn back around and realize that I've already left their party.
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I say this with the power of every teacher I've ever had: "THE CORONAVIRUS VACCINE IS A MANDATORY GROUP PROJECT OR EVERYONE WILL FAIL THIS CLASS." twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/…
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my dad won’t stop referring to himself as a “silver fox” because he’s started to read the comments on my videos and it’s all your fault you monsters 😫
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I always forget that I told y'all to transform into a couch.
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As an Asian who grew up around women who'd only buy creams labeled "whitening" - yes, that shit's racist. Cultures, companies, and celebs perpetuating skin lightening must rectify this. And a lot of app filters are trash too, makin' everyone look like Casper the Colorless Ghost.
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I should be with my family right now for two weeks of fighting about the absolute stupidest shit. 😢
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y’all have spoken twitter.com/EugeneLeeYang/…
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Internet trolls, I know your go-to insults are "gay" and "soy" for anything that threatens you, but you forget that you're hurling them at an actual queer Asian person. Be careful, I might start taking personal offense, because tofu is fuckin' delicious and gaysians will end you.
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Wishing Youn Yuh-jung an especially wonderful, unforgettable, and golden evening. ❤️
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Game of Thrones (fantasy) and Avengers (comic books) being our most popular, mainstream cultural touchstones definitively proves that nerds were ALWAYS the coolest people and have, in fact, inherited the earth.
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shoutout to all my monotone people out there can I get a dead-eyed stare
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If I learned how to cook with even half the time I spend watching cooking videos I'd be the next Gordon Ramsay but instead I've chosen to sit here on my ass and watch another chef tell me how to temper chocolate.
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Stop posting pictures of your delicious homemade bread without offering to send me any.
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Mom: "WHEN ARE YOUR SISTERS GOING TO HAVE CHILDREN."
Me: "Stop bothering them about it, Mom."
Mom: "NO NEVER."
Me: "Hey, why don't you ever bug me about grandkids?"
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Mom: "Because a baby cannot have baby."
Me: 😵
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Republicans clutching their pearls at the coup with one hand while enabling white supremacy for years with the other.
