1701
SOMMELIER: "And what are you pairing your wine with?"
ME: "Uh...with?"
1702
*watching fall TV season trailers*
ME: "YESSS SO MANY MORE PEOPLE OF COLOR!"
FRIEND: "I didn't notice."
ME: "That might be the problem."
1703
No written description can accurately summarize how poignant, stellar, and powerful #BigLittleLies was so here's a still of Nicole Kidman
1704
KIDS - *counts down the days until Spring Break*
ADULTS - *counts down the months until Halloween, cries forever*
#FirstMondayOf2016
1705
1706
Black Friday
should be renamed
Happy Food Baby Day
1707
The #TryGuys marched in the #LAPride Parade and had the BEST TIME EVER!
#LoveWins
@KeithHabs @korndiddy @nedacus
youtube.com/watch?v=HdDtlR…
1708
1709
Join us for our one year anniversary livestream marathon of all our vids at noon PT today at facebook.com/tryguys!
1711
I do not believe in forgiving OR forgetting. The face of every mass murderer is etched in my memory since Columbine. FUCK THOSE PEOPLE.
1712
[our first exchange]
ME: "Hi Mom!"
MOM: (hugs me, looks me over) "Are you still poor?"
#ELYlive
1713
Weekend mornings: an eternal competition between how much I want to stay in bed and how long I can hold my pee.
1714
"The #HungerGames theme park! Picture it - it's just like Disneyland, only with kids murdering each other."
- Some idiot
1715
MOM: "Why don't they bring an extra chair for my purse? Whatever."
[pulls this shit out of her purse]
#ELYlive
1716
1717
What I was supposed to do:
7PM - go to gym
8PM - cook healthy dinner
What I'm doing:
7PM - thought about ice cream
8PM - eating ice cream
1718
*calls Mom back*
𝐌𝐄: "Why'd you ask me that?"
𝐌𝐎𝐌: "I don't know, I see video of you naked AGAIN covered in sushi and I think: drugs."
𝐌𝐄: 😳
1721
There are two types of people:
1) People who constantly ask to try your food
2) People who hate everyone in Group 1
#BuyYourOwnDamnFries
1722
"The Try Guys Get Photoshopped With Men's Ideal Body Types"
for Body Positivity Week
@KeithHabs @korndiddy @nedacus
youtube.com/watch?v=dLNTb2…
1723
Me and @BuzzFeedVideo's resident duck Pip are the newest office romance
1724
Asian-American Actors Are Fighting for Visibility. They Will Not Be Ignored. nyti.ms/247leKo
