1676
If you're constantly put in a position where you HAVE to defend yourself against being called ignorant...you're probably ignorant.
1677
As a kid, I looked up at the sky
As a teen, I looked down at the ground
As an adult, I look into people's eyes
To see if they're looking too
1678
Happily Serious vs. Seriously Happy twitter.com/itsashlyperez/…
1679
SISTER: "You should eat healthier! Like salmon & greens."
[texts her this pic]
SISTER: "Goddammit."
#putapizzaunderit
1680
MOM: "You look very attractive."
ME: "Thanks!"
MOM: "Like your mom."
ME: "...thanks?"
#ELYlive
1681
At lunch:
ME - "I'm starting my diet. What are you gettting?"
FRIEND - "A pizza."
ME - "YES I'LL ALSO HAVE PIZZA."
1682
There comes a time in your life when you slowly realize that you move and act EXACTLY like your mother
1683
MOM: "What is wrong with your pants?"
ME: "Nothing. It's drop crotch, it's a style."
MOM: "It looks like you pooped."
#ELYlive
1684
1685
It's my first time visiting St. Louis and already 2 people have remarked that I look like a Pokémon trainer. Is it racist if I'm flattered?
1686
How to survive a disaster movie:
- Be a lead character
- Be a damsel in distress
- Be a cute dog
Everyone else is fucked.
1688
A terrible voter suppression bill passed the Texas House today. Let's come together to tell the Texas GOP: Don’t mess with Democracy.
Help @texasdemocrats fight back: biggestbattleground.com
twitter.com/druidDUDE/stat…
1690
ME: "What's his name, Bread?"
FRIEND: "OMG racist white guys are not named Bread."
1691
[Mom finally meets my dogs. Points at Pesto]
MOM: "He look like you."
ME: "How so?"
MOM: "Like CRAZY PERSON."
(laughs in my face)
#ELYlive
1692
OTHER PEOPLE: "I'm gonna take a nice long nap on this flight!"
ME: "OMGwhatwasthatnoiseDAFUQisthisplaneshakingIWILLNEVERSLEEPAGAIN..."
1693
The Try Guys Try The Ancient Olympics
Our most educational (and naked) video yet!
@korndiddy @KeithHabs @nedacus
youtube.com/watch?v=e_CTxl…
1694
Hey #SNL. Maybe it's time to finally hire an Asian actor. Comedy that references its own lack of diversity is tired.
1695
1696
PRETTY GUARDIANS
#TryGuysTryAnime #cosplay #SailorMoon
@AnimeExpo @nedacus @KeithHabs @korndiddy @SaffelsPhotos
1697
My face whenever someone tells me they're a "picky eater"
1698
Gender & Politics, in action:
Donald Trump - must "speak his mind" to get votes
Hillary Clinton - must "show her softer side" to get votes
1699
If a BuzzFeed video is released and @GraphicDsignGuy doesn't comment on it, did it ever even exist?
1700
Disney: developing a live-action #Mulan
Me: puts on wig and dress
#NowPourTheTea
