1726
Whenever anyone asks me what I want to eat I always want to answer, "burgerpizzatacoramenfriedchickenicecream" but I just say, "I dunno."
1727
IT BEGINS...
The #TryGuys Try K-Pop: Part 1
@nedacus @KeithHabs @korndiddy
youtube.com/watch?v=53NXVs…
1728
History has generally proven that tearing walls down is more favorable than building them up
1730
EDIT:
"Obviously Racist White Terrorist Turns Out To Be Racist"
White friends & family shocked but not surprised
1731
*phone rings*
𝐌𝐄: "Hi Mom!"
𝐌𝐎𝐌: "DON'T DO DRUGS."
𝐌𝐄: "Uh, I don't."
𝐌𝐎𝐌: "Okay, good, bye."
*click*
#AsianMoms
1732
I think we should all stop using the word "ignorant" to explain someone's bigotry and replace it with "shittymotherfuckingwasteofspace" #OU
1733
The rumors are true: The Try Guys will be at @kconusa LA this weekend shooting a new project! #hwaiting
@KeithHabs @nedacus @korndiddy
1734
You do not qualify as family until you can enthusiastically discuss what your poop is like with one another #squatgoals
1735
Which Harry Potter House Do You Belong In? #SlytherinPride
@nedacus @KeithHabs @korndiddy facebook.com/tryguys/videos…
1736
CHRIS @chrisreinacher: "I used to be blonde as a baby!"
ME: "White people are like ducks."
1737
Proud to share my latest video exploring the average ages at which every major milestone in your life happens
youtube.com/watch?v=9bvOHZ…
1738
I no longer care who dies on #GameofThrones BUT IF YOU TOUCH MISSANDEI OR GREY WORM I WILL FUCKING REVOLT #OTP
1739
Email subject line - "Casting Call: WHO NEVER HAD BOBA?"
1740
BuzzFeed Video FINALLY has an app, meaning you can binge-watch all our vids and never get any work done again ever
bit.ly/1LEmIDl
1741
My face every time I read anything about Rachel Dolezal
1742
Anything that has ever stood between me and a plate of kimchi fried rice is now dead.
1743
The beauty of comics is that anything is possible. Thank you @Marvel & @gregpak for the new Hulk #KoreanAmericanHero
1744
Watch me teach my coworkers how to dance some of the most famous music video choreography of all time!
youtube.com/watch?v=iTg9n2…
1745
🕖👔👖👞👗👠
🕗🍴🍣🍷😇
🕘🍷🍷🍷😈
🕙🎶🍺🎶🍻
🕚🍸🎶👯🍸🎶💃🏻🍸
🕛😆😍😝😘
🕐😫😖😒😡
🕑🍕🍔🍗🍜🍟🍦🍪🍰🍫🍕🍕🍕
🕒😴💤
🌚...🌞
🕚😨🚽😷🛀🏻😭🚽
🕛💊💊💊😴
🕒💩
🕓🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
🌞...🌚
🕕📞🙋🏻🙋🏾🙋🏼📞🎉?
🕖👔👖👞👗👠
1746
FRIEND: "I feel like I haven't made anything in my life."
ME: "You make poop every day."
FRIEND: "Never become a therapist."
1747
"Would be better with a fried egg on it."
- Me when I look at any food
1748
For every empty bottle of shampoo there's always approximately three half-empty bottles of conditioner just sitting around #showerstruggles
1749
Let's be honest: I'm WAY more of a Ling than a Shang
✔ Skinny
✔ Goofy
✔ Often nude
✔ Fierce in drag
#liveactionMulan
1750
"You have very attractive veins. I could poke you all day."
- Nurse drawing my blood
