951
I have commissioned a very professional sketch of festival mascot Mean Eugene. He will be green and mean. Merch sales will be through the roof.
953
Welp...I guess there's always running mates.
954
Being a "diverse person" and having straight white male friends are not mutually exclusive. In fact, it's nearly impossible to find anyone who doesn't have a close friend who's an awesome white guy. Stop selling everyone short because no one wants to be YOUR friend. twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence…
955
The news and people can be terrible. Let's fight about something inconsequential.
My top 10 dessert pies, ranked:
10. Strawberry Rhubarb
9. Lemon Meringue
8. Chocolate
7. Sweet Potato
6. Blueberry
5. Key Lime
4. Cherry
3. Pumpkin
2. Pecan
1. Apple
This list is 100% correct. 🥧
956
This is why the internet exists. Thank you, @jacksfilms. twitter.com/jacksfilms/sta…
958
why the fuck do I keep asking people "how are you" when I already know how they are
959
Happy 3-Year Try Guys Anniversary to my best buds! We tried a cool pose and failed. @korndiddy @KeithHabs @nedfulmer
#TryGuysForStreamys
960
parents: no, seriously.
me: thank u, next. [sits down]
someone else: uhhh I’m thankful for this food.
961
This is the perfect year to recognize that you can only stand being around 3 of your family members during the holidays. twitter.com/annehelen/stat…
962
My legendary Korean sister @KimChi_Chic guest stars in a very special @tryguys video tomorrow! 🍩💜💋
966
Petition for a publication to create a list called "30 Over 30 Who Finally Figured Their Shit Out And Are Absolutely Killing It But Needed Their Teens And 20s To Constantly Fuck Up And Learn From Their Mistakes" #30Under30
967
We wouldn't have written a book without a new perspective on the YouTuber/self-help genres. We tried things we’ve never done and took leads on chapters where we’re explicitly the worst. It's personal. It's weird. It's four authors in one book! Pre-order at tryguys.com/book
968
Listen, y'all need to stop making fun of white gays for their privilege until I'm sitting next to you while you do it.
969
Find yourself a true friend like @korndiddy who spends all of his free time doing dumb shit like this 😂 twitter.com/korndiddy/stat…
970
Hot Italian Man Does Yoga With His Tiny Chihuahua #StayAtHomeAndStaySafe
971
...aaaaand I'm already weeping #PixarSoul twitter.com/PixarSoul/stat…
972
Happy birthday Mom! 🎂
Yes, I'm tweeting this so others can also appreciate how amazing you are.
No, I still haven't cleaned my room.
975
Just scrolling through the T̵w̵i̵t̵t̵e̵r̵ ̵f̵e̵e̵d̵ Kathryn Hahn fan page and I love it here.
