776
no one has healthy beef anymore it’s all sloppy joes
778
You need to get your life together, Stephanie.
780
I've read through your replies. I shouldn't have defensively invalidated other's reactions by assuming they don't value civilian life because they respond differently than I do. I reacted emotionally and will try to be more proactively engaging on the very serious topic of war.
781
It's nice to see a little joy once in a while. Happy Pride, y'all!
I'm the gay cat in the cowboy hat.
782
Asians represent ✌️️
@RossButler @CAPEUSA
783
Let this serve as a stark reminder that the sanitized version of events that our schools and government taught us about Dr. #MLKJr’s fight conveniently fits into a rewrite that anyone can claim as their own mantra while they continue to punish and persecute black and brown people twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
784
The queer Power Rangers reboot looks fire. 🔥🏳️🌈 @Caradelevingne @antoni @jvn @nicolebyer
Thank you so much to @TrevorProject and @amitpaley for bringing together the community to help support saving young LGBTQ lives. We were all magical kids in need of hope and guidance. 💜
785
*travels back in time to younger self*
me then: what advice do you have for me?
me now: wear more turtlenecks.
786
Hey Hawaii
I know it's my first time
And you must get this from everyone
But I think I'm in love with you 💙
📍Diamond Head Crater Hike and State Monument
787
Words cannot fully express how cruel, depraved, and inhumane this is. #Brunei twitter.com/BBCWorld/statu…
790
A huge congrats to @hyukohh who will also be at Coachella. And much love for Epik High who were the 1st K-pop act to perform in 2016. What's interesting about @ygofficialblink is they're a mainstream pop group with a huge international fandom. The Internet will light on fire. 🔥
791
감사합니다, 할머니! I'm incredibly moved by this reaction and hope more elders will think like her one day. 🏳️🌈💜🇰🇷
youtube.com/watch?v=N1xCgw…
793
*sees weather report*
☀️
💡
I can drink OUTSIDE
794
If you see me out, feel free to approach me, I'm typically a blast to hang out with. Most everyone says, "wow I thought you'd be mean!" Nope, I'm just a mean-faced/anxiety-ridden, standoffish/fun-loving, conflicted person.
This has been today's episode of "Eugene Has Feelings."
795
PROOF I'M TERRIBLE: every time I'm at a loss for conversation around new parents, I awkwardly ask...
"Am I the first Asian person they've seen?"
I don't know what to say next so I lean in close to the baby and declare something like "ASIANS ARE COOL" or "KIMCHI IS DELICIOUS."
796
me: you know what...i'm gonna make a great spouse one day
me 10 seconds later: HAHAHA THE FUCK YOU WILL YOU UNLOVABLE IDIOT GET OUTTA HERE go drink something
798
I was neither happy, nor did I know it, and yet I still clapped my hands.
799
Older people’s and parents’ kink is younger people who can eat and drink a ton in one sitting while appearing relatively thin. Gets them every time.
800
So many of our ancestors survived war and disease just so we could eat leftover pizza in our underwear.
