726
Am I the only person who thinks the shoebill stork is majestic and cute or did I watch too much Sesame Street as a child twitter.com/RexChapman/sta…
727
we, the middle children
WILL ONE DAY RULE IT ALL!
OUR SIBLINGS WILL SERVE US!
AND ALL WILL BOW TO THE MIDDLE CHILD!
*cries into pillow*
728
What I love most about #TheCrown is that I hate almost every character.
729
Lots of stupid shit went down in 2018 but never forget that this was the year we accepted that inserting your card into the chip reader was the new normal.
730
We grew up on Columbine. Virginia Tech. Sandy Hook. Orlando.
People argue politics over the bodies of dead kids.
But no one ever stops it.
731
I hit 1 million Instagram followers last night while I was at a bar and drunk-made this
I am so sorry
732
*heavy breathing* twitter.com/DetPikachuMovi…
734
𝐒𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐟𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐫
𝘛𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘩𝘶𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘴
𝑶𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒓: Coraciiformes
𝑭𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚: Halcyonidae
𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒔: talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before
736
In honor of #NationalPuppyDay, thank you to WeRateDogs @dog_rates for being the one constant source of light, humor, and good boys on Twitter. 100/10 twitter.com/dog_rates/stat…
740
*Filipino parents -
“Maria.”
“No, let’s be more creative.”
“Okay...Maria Cristina.”
742
call me a live theater nerd but the #VMAs production team came the fuck through with some spectacular staging this year, goddamn
744
I’ve had many long conversations with parents and pet owners about their children but they pale in comparison to the fanatical pride of people with indoor plants.
745
🎸 why not both? 🦑
#StrangerThings #Halloween
748
Me: “Who’s the best looking?”
Her: “None of you. You all look like cartoon characters.”
