701
Every time a comedian like Louis C.K. makes jokes about Asian men, I have to stop having amazing sex with my penis in order to try and count the number of times I’ve heard that tired stand-up before, but I can’t because I suck at math.
704
Some news:
New merch.
New logo.
New haircut.
New-gene.
tryguys.com
705
I'll state my main point clearly: skin whitening creams are inherently anti-Black. They not only damage self-perception within one's own culture, but perpetuate beauty standards - now, internationally and online - that were designed to dehumanize people with darker skin.
707
OF COURSE a wild Machop appeared at the gay bar last night #PokemonGo
708
Far-right individuals who claim that mail bombs are a hoax, migrants seeking asylum are a threat, and a memo erasing trans people is justifiable have one huge difference with the people they're attacking: their lives and rights are not and have not EVER been in actual danger.
709
On a particularly hot day, the first thing that comes out of my mouth when I step outside is "GOOD LORD." ☀️
I have "GOOD LORD"-ed approximately 24,379 times this past week. 🥵
710
This children's cartoon segment has more queer representation than anything else out there and it is melting my cold gay heart 🥲🏳️🌈💜
714
night sky: I'm gonna show you something incredible tonight
me: then I shall take a million blurry photos of it on my phone #GreatConjunction 🪐
715
If these aren't technically Christmas movies, then I don't like Christmas movies.
717
oh shit oh fuck oh shit twitter.com/PaxtonMM/statu…
718
I have already forgotten what you just told me.
719
them: there’s something in your teeth
me: *pick*
them: no other side
me: *pick*
them: no on the top
me: *pick piCK PICK*
them: one tooth over
me: *PICKPICKPICKPICKPICK*
me: did I get it?
them: mmm no you just pushed it in
me: *pick* how bout now?
them: don’t worry about it
720
Asian August?
Naw, it’s Just As Asian July...
And Super Asian September...
We’re Asian and rising, ALL 👏 YEAR 👏 ROUND 👏.
721
The one major upside of the streaming wars is the unprecedented access to international storytelling. It's the first time in my life where over half the shows I regularly watch aren't in English.
722
We’re all just middle-stage Pokémon, no longer cute and innocent, not yet in our powerful final form, awkwardly navigating our weird bodies while hoping that every stupid thing we do is largely forgettable.
723
This has been the absolute horniest timeline of any election I have ever seen.
725
I always knew this photo I forced my dog to take would hold great significance today #ChineseNewYear
