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Please stop putting these politicians on television. Give me medical professionals and experts who value human life over their wallets. #StayHome
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Children of immigrants: are your holiday traditions different because your folks didn't care to fully assimilate? Mine would celebrate July 4th, not with fireworks and flag-waving, but by playing Whitney Houston's Super Bowl performance and The Bodyguard soundtrack on repeat.
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Please donate if you can
#BlackLivesMatter
minnesotafreedomfund.org/donate
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I was required to take multiple classes in US History, US Gov & Econ, Texas State History (2 years), and recited the Pledge of Allegiance to the flag every morning. I can tell you everything about the Boston Tea Party and the Alamo.
I only had to take ONE World History course. twitter.com/AndrewSolender…
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If your show has...
✔️ a hobby I have no personal interest in
✔️ a good-natured, friendly competition
✔️ a British person somewhere
✔️ a tent in the middle of a field
✔️ a twee tone that is the exact opposite of my personality
...then you can inject it straight into my veins.
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In honor of #Pride, I'm ecstatic to announce that my videos, "The History Of Queer Dance" and a full choreography version, will premiere this Monday 🏳️🌈
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Absolutely horrific news from Sri Lanka. No one should ever experience senseless violence like this. The cowardice of terrorists continues to represent the worst of humanity. We stand with Sri Lanka and the survivors and hope you stay strong. twitter.com/TwitterMoments…
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Happy New Year's to the people I most aspire to be like...
The best individuals I've ever had the pleasure of meeting...
The most gorgeous humans on the planet...
Drag Queens. 👑
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How in the actual fuck is it already December 31st.
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Y’all just love watching me feel my own feelings, huh 😫 twitter.com/tryguys/status…
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Mr. President, we aren’t watching you or Tiger King because we actually like you. It’s because you’re godawful, delusional, megalomaniacal train wrecks with terrible hair. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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“무궁화 꽃 이 피었 습니다.” 🚦
Beauty & Blood Series: #SquidGame #오징어게임🦑
Kang Sae-byeok 강새벽 (HoYeon Jung 정호연), ft. @KimChi_Chic as the Giant Robot Doll
#Halloween #Eugenoween
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My shoulder angel and devil are both my mom, sweetly asking if I'm eating enough while casually bringing up every time in my life that I was chubby
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You bet your sweet ass #CrazyRichAsians is historic. 🙌
We've waited 25 years since The Joy Luck Club to see a second major Hollywood film feature an all-Asian cast.
25. YEARS.
Here's to the film's success and many more Asian-led projects to come. 🥂
youtube.com/watch?v=WDhwEq…
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I have never been more busy in my whole fucking life
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It's so metaphorical. It's really strong.
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me: "do you need any help?"
family member who can actually cook: "um, suuure...peel these"
me: *peels the potatoes every Thanksgiving, wonders why I even ask*
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tw // fake blood and gore
“That really was a Hattori Hanzō sword.”
Beauty & Blood Series: #KillBill🗡️
O-Ren Ishii 石井 オーレン (Lucy Liu)
#Halloween #Eugenoween
Have a happy and safe Halloween, everyone! 🎃
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The comments:
50% relaxation, healing
40% crying, wallowing in misery
10% “you can’t drink wine in the shower”
Y’all, I think you reformed me, you sound like my kind of people.
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ARIES: *crashes through wall*
TAURUS: iMpOsSiBle
GEMINI: CrazyTown™
CANCER: (sad trombone)
LEO: shut uP WE GET IT
VIRGO: timebomb
LIBRA: sloppyyy
SCORPIO: *whispers* butts
SAGITTARIUS: imma horse!
CAPRICORN: don't kill anyone
AQUARIUS: *rips off mask* 👽
PISCES: WHERE'S THE BEEF
