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watching immortal films in a hollywood cemetery with the bones of those who made them. @cinespia i love you
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@allisonemiller @RikiLindhome a trick i use... get a bag of sour patch kids and wrap the pills in mozzarella cheese. that's it, just that.
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i want a big inflatable pretzel as an airbag so if i get into an accident there's a split second of laughter and confusion on impact
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@allisonemiller @RikiLindhome the sour kids have nothing to do with it. I just like to have a bag of them close by while I eat cheese pills
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me wearing a pastel painting i made of rasputin
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#gublertattootuesday of a drawing i did of a bunny named benjimum twitter.com/the_audrieroel…
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throwback to when i wanted to look like that cool guy from "Trainspotting" but i looked more like Ellen Degeneres
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seriously why are my lips the same shade as Ellen's?
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@andymilonakis i'm totally reading this from my jacuzzi right now. jacuzzi jacuzzi jacoolzi
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hey @BuzzFeeders i love you. let's have little buzzfeed babies. buzzfeed.com/apentak720/18-…
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thinking about getting the band back together
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i like when you are crying in public but pretending like you aren't and your voice sounds like if someone bit jimmy stuart in the gonad
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i'm not sad at all, just a general observation, also it's stewart not stuart and also crying isn't bad or sad it's like winter for your eyes
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#gublertattootuesday of my quote "i think it's perfectly acceptable and rather admirable to be moderately delusional twitter.com/courtneytibbal…
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i want to be the type of person who falls asleep to opera but instead i'm the type of person who falls asleep to 90's tom hanks film scores
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#throwbackthursday to when i ran really fast through fire in women's boating slippers
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throwback to that time i was very intent on walking a dog
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i'll never forget the time @Beyonce asked me to choreograph her concert and i taught her "the fire pit shuffle"...
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secret to shemar's abs? you guessed it..."the fire pit shuffle." oh! and also...
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whoops! this is a no-fire-pit-shuffle-zone. sometimes i just can't help myself officer!
really good at decorating for holidays