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confession: i've never purchased sunscreen in my life. i just borrow it from family members and people i rub against in the subway
1329
super realistic portrait of me drawn by Wesley Snipes
1330
looking forward to the day i'm finally eccentric enough to carry an umbrella in the sun
1331
WARNING! DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS. I AM A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL. eating a spoonful of cinnamon can kill you if done wrong youtube.com/watch?v=m1nkXv…
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hey MTV cribs: instagram.com/p/56ah1JjWSz/
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hard boiled or scrambled, that is the queggstion
1341
unsinkable pirate blood: instagram.com/p/6E6yeXDWQx/
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i am nothing more than a low grade warlock floating through space, telling stories while avoiding salad
1343
i eat a lot of vegetables i just feel like salads take themselves too seriously and would wear turtle necks to the beach if they could
1344
"it's almost Halloween" - me from february to october 30th
1345
me wearing a watercolor i did of snoop dogg while dancing to james taylor
1346
throw back to that time Paget hit me in the crotch on the red carpet
1347
watch me drink crab water with @andymilonakis (rated R for language and crab violence) twitter.com/munchies/statu…
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@KiwiLovesYou work hard, play hard, smile hard
1349
if someone says, "gube, you are going to love it" i automatically assume "it" has something to do with ice cream, ghosts, or mickey mouse
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#gublertattootuesday of hobart the skeleton from the gublerland immigration office. matthewgraygubler.com/passport/
really good at decorating for holidays