1401
by the way i'm great at massages... whatever, no big whoop.
1403
anyone that knows me knows i have the soul of a 13 yr old girl in the body of a 14 yr old boy. (why i 💜 @RookieMag) rookiemag.com/2015/09/ask-gr…
1404
i love you America, you are the beat of my heart.
1405
thank you to whoever wrote this fairly accurate description of how this @jonpauldouglass photo happened
1406
do you guys ever sleep for 12 hours straight and then wake up with the unshakeable urge to draw teddy ruxpin?
1407
my childhood teddy ruxpin's bottom jaw broke off so when he talked he looked like a deranged walrus...
1408
Yo, who had a TalkBoy? "howdy doo...this is peter mcallister...the faather"
1411
IT'S FINALLY FALL AND I'M DRESSED LIKE A CORDUROY ACORN. photo by @SWAN_SON
1412
who's joining my autumn gang? we are the corduroy acorns. we live in a tree, steal our clothes from scarecrows, and only eat pumpkin ravioli
1413
taking a break at the gym from my vigorous cardiovascular routine
1415
...not even exaggerating, just missing the frog
1416
smiling like jack-o-lanterns. that's a wrap-a-rooonie on #trashfire
1417
i want to adapt "the witch of blackbird pond" but have it set in a day glow roller rink circa 1997
1418
p.s "a wrinkle in time" is more fantastic than you remember.
1419
p.p.s when someone tries to start a pretentious conversation about some fancy novel i only make references to young adult fiction
1420
them: "what are your feelings about Heidegger's Being and Time?" me: "I'm halfway into The Great Gilly Hopkins."
1421
retweet if you just ate so much pizza alone in a dark kitchen
1422
i love morrissey and this is my impression of him. instagram.com/p/8K3m13jWSF/
1423
i had a feeling the young adult fiction tweet was going to lead to this...
1424
watch me and @AdamNee try to buy our souls back from a 3,000 year old witch in this sketch from @jash youtu.be/z57Rs_BWeSQ
really good at decorating for holidays