1303
ate at an amazing restaurant i can't pronounce in a town i can't pronounce...instagram.com/p/4pxx5tjWX3/
1304
...and one from Miro instagram.com/p/4pyaQuDWY5/
1305
...and one from this promising new painter called Picasso. instagram.com/p/4pyosAjWZO/
1306
i paid for my meal with a piece of performance art called "sleeping creep in a food coma" instagram.com/p/4pzWjzjWaG/
1312
happy 4th of july. i hope you all are dancing like malfunctioning fireworks.
1314
i wish crispy was spelled crispi for no other reason than it's cuter that way
1315
aquatic barber shop: instagram.com/p/42EgKzDWfX/
1316
salad sometimes kind of ticks off my tastebuds
1317
salad thinks it's the coolest guy at the party but people are only talking to it because they have to
1318
brussel sprouts on the other hand are awesome. like less pretentious salad that can break dance
1319
"hi, can i have a big plate of floppy thin green stuff that tastes like wet rust?" - my impression of someone ordering salad
1320
but seriously i like salad when there is not a lot of salad in it
1321
like salads with a lot of cheese, olives, corn, croutons, beets, and pizza in it
1322
i guess what i'm getting at is I hate lettuce. sorry salad, i love you, i'm just not crazy about lettuce. lettuce is like sad bread
1323
anyone who is still following me after this is awesome
1324
anyone who isn't is probably lettuce or a close personal friend of a lettuce farmer
really good at decorating for holidays