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Just some interior design at its finest here at the studio
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My Twitter Drafts graveyard is a scary place...
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“What, for real?? Damn...and to think I was just moments away from deliberately ramming into you at full speed irreversibly maiming all passengers in the process.”
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I see "Science" has been hard at work lately
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Please explain slowly, I don’t want to miss any of the less obvious nuances here
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I swear to god Ben Franklin always looks like you just farted as a goof and he’s pissed off about it
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“Clifford’s Big Red 2.7 Grade-Point-Average”
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My dream is that they upscale the 3DS remakes of Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask for Switch. I can’t stand the shitty 3DS resolution, and I think a switch version would be definitive. There’s no reason for them to refuse, seeing how well Monster Hunter Generations is doing.
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We will tell our children of Meme War I
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#newprofilepic might delete later feeling cute RN
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“Rice Krispies: Never Repeat What You’ve Seen Here!”
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“Dr. Fauci Explains Why We May Still be Triple Masking Our Assholes Well Into 2024 - CNN Exclusive”
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Can we go like 10 minutes without a national shit show or is this just life now?
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Listen guys, I've had enough, I'm going to go watch Shia Labeouf scream "HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US" at a wall for 4 years. Peace.
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It's pretty sick the Museum of Natural history is growing a new Earth for when we fuck this one up
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So sad :( I hope they rebuild it. Condolences to France! twitter.com/patrickgaley/s…
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Programmers using their advanced algorithms to prevent unwanted infiltration by Artifical Intelligence:
“HEY ASSHOLE, GUESS WHICH ONE THESE LOW QUALITY JPEGS IS A TRAFFIC LIGHT”
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I am in a library that also is a bar that plays live music and all I’m saying is where the fuck was this when I was writing my term papers
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How can you enter a public area with a selfie stick. Have you no shame. Have you no humanity.
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Missing simpler times like when Steve Harvey tried to murder Michael Jackson
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I haven't been able to stop laughing at this headline for like 5 minutes twitter.com/theroot/status…
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Whenever I have to loosen my seat belt on an airplane because the previous passenger was skinnier than me is a microaggression TBH
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The data that the Artificial Intelligence has gathered on our species is already being used against us in marketing. Terrifying.
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