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"Yo, Neverland didn't work out we going to Baltimore."
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Pretty much thought you should all have this
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90s playlists keep my 1000 year old witch body soft young and supple
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Found a chick tract at a convenience store down in southern Virginia, and all I can say is the world lost this man too soon
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I'm very happy to announce that I am in a flourishing long-term relationship with a Twitter Pornbot, guys. Miracles can happen.
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Listen, just focus on the more positive headlines and everything will be ok!
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When did we decide it wasn't worth it to build sick buildings like this anymore, is what I honestly wonder
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RIP Kobe 😞... I grew up in LA and my dad and I used to watch him on TV and see him play at the staples center. A man who was in a league of his own! We were lucky to have such a legend represent our little(big) city. Sad day...
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Day 1: I have officially contracted the curse. He now follows me and watches my every move. Pray for me.
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What a blunder! Everyone knows you have to use the alien laser sounds from toy pistols!
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.@h3h3productions you got competition twitter.com/re4kek/status/…
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Ahh, a brisk 82 degrees the first day of fall! 🍁🍁🍁 I don't even want to die
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The switch could be awesome for multiplayer games, looking forward to watching Nintendo never take advantage of that and make wooly world 2
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Perhaps the drunkest existing picture of me. Smoking a cigarette like James Dean on a fucking chrome ball somewhere in New Jersey. Wtf lol
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Well, that was fast 😂. Not bad, it’s a start!! twitter.com/TeamYouTube/st…
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“What if I just fucking did it what if I just actually crushed this ship lol”
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Making your mid-life crisis fun and easy!
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Early reports indicate the canine became aware that "[He was] but a tiny speck in a vast universe", and went on to eat an entire pizza alone
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