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One time when I was like 11 my mom got me the wrong subway sandwich and I got really upset so she gave me hers and I ate it but I felt really bad about eating her sandwich and making a big deal out of it overall I wish I was a better son
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I can now add 'KKK Neo-Nazi' to my list of 'things I apparently am'. Am I both separately or are they like a megazord combination??
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Starcraft 2 confirmed Hitler Sympathiser?? Someone alert @WSJ ??
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How much do you want to bet the inventor of these products has a secret sex dungeon
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Can someone please just tell me what kind dark magic fucking incantation is required to open one of these demonic things because I have never been able to do it correctly in my entire life lol
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Guys I don't want to get too political here...but I really think Rick Moranis should do another "Honey I Shrunk The Kids" movie
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I’m not sure if im supposed to feel uncomfortable with this and that makes me more uncomfortable
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Bitch PLEASE this integration does not even come close to “Shrek Wet Ones”
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🎶When I wake up, yes I know I wanna be I wanna be the man who tweets cancer to you,
When I go out, yes I know I wanna be I wanna be the man who goes and ruins your TL,
But I would tweet 280 chars,
And I would tweet 280 more,
Just to be the man who tweets a thousand times to—🎶
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"Wow Scoob, I guess it really wasn't a Toupee after all!"
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🇪🇺: Hey what should we design the European Union HQ building to look like?
🤔: The Tower of Babel.
🇪🇺: You mean the one where all the nations of Earth tried to work together and failed and god killed them all and sent them to hell?
🤔: Yeah that’s the one.
🇪🇺: Perfect.
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Everyone talks about how we dumped the Brit's tea but no one talks about how wonderful Boston Harbor must have tasted that night #JustSaying
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Just an update for those asking -- I am working on stuff, not dead, just taking a bit longer than expected. Thanks for your patience :)
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Maybe we should just start asking who *DIDN’T* take their penis out and start rubbing it on everyone in sight? Probably would get through it a lot quicker.
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I can’t stop laughing at this actual pack of cigarettes from the UK. I want to know whose job it was to pick the stock photo.
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When Ethan is a better investigative journalist than the investigative journalist industry. PLEASE WATCH! twitter.com/h3h3production…
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Merry Christmas everyone don't scream it will be alright
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I was not responsible for this and I am convinced poor tickle me Elmo died in vain
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That's histerical. I checked and it's real 😂. Very accurate I cannot lie. twitter.com/crow_exe/statu…
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