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Uncomfortably Close Encounters of the Third Kind 🎃👽🎃
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Is it possible to be in denial so deeply that Bernie Sanders wins the presidency anyways?
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Shopping for clothes on Amazon is always a blast
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Want to see what it looks like when Soulja Boy makes a Video Game Console? Trust me, you don't, but here's the link anways: youtube.com/watch?v=3f5nIq…
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Can't you see it was all just practice for my interview with Breitbart!!! #fooledyouall
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Whenever a company is like, “We are committed to providing quality customer service to all of our customers” I’m like thank God I thought this was one of those new shit customer service joints
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Just can't sleep cause I'm thinkin' about Carlton from Fresh Prince and about how much I love Carlton basically
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Just going to leave this one here for you without any context
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Whenever people post “RARE FOOTAGE” in the title of a YouTube video I’m like well not anymore dipshit lmao high five if you agree
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"I didn't mean to tighten my hands around her throat like that...it was an accident"
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Opened today with a very patriotic breakfast, Happy Fourth of July!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Goodnight to everyone except the spider hiding in my windshield that descended upon me while I was driving
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I wonder if Twitter would be this vague if the races of the perps were flipped...Hmm...
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Honestly at this point I would give anything just to watch Valve announce “Half Life 2: Episode 4” with a straight face
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No way!!! 😱 Already?? I don’t know about you guys but personally I can’t wait to add another blank space to my collection. 🤩 twitter.com/IGN/status/136…
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Has anyone ever been sent to prison for killing time lmao
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I wonder if Ren still keeps in contact with her homeless schizophrenic brother these days
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Please come see me in "Fænding Do®y" do not scare child
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When a meme you knew for years starts getting popular all of a sudden
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Someone at some point in history literally looked at this shape and said, “Yeah that’s called a fucking Rhomboid now.”
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“Pokémon Blue was amazing for its time but when I went back and played it I got bored pretty fast.”
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