1051
Coolio definitely peaked with the Kenan and Kel Intro Theme, but honestly how could you expect anyone to top that? 🤷♂️
1052
The Modern Automatic Car Wash: Part Chore, Part Carnival Ride.
1053
Don’t count your eggs before they are alive
1055
“Hey I have a fun idea let’s go to the ocean and get covered in sand that will never come off” - Things Uttered Only By Psychopaths
1056
I’m gonna tell my kids this was the Nintendo Switch
1057
My wife’s new jewelry store “FEMPOP!” has now officially launched! She worked very hard on everything and it looks great, so if you’re into things like GUMMY BEAR EARRINGS and OTHER WEIRD THINGS FOR GIRLS well dammit this is your one stop shop. 😁🎊 (A gift for a loved one??😉😉) twitter.com/fempop_officia…
1058
Pretty much thought you should all have this
1059
I bet you feel pretty dumb now LMAO!! 🤣🤣🤣
1060
Not to get political: but I goddamn love u bastards (beer)
1061
Just found out Boxing Day has nothing to do with Boxing or Boxes and to say the least I feel devastated and betrayed
1062
I’m gonna tell my parents this is Bitcoin
1063
It’s June everybody, and you know what that mean, fuck June, it’s hot
1065
That face when when you know what you have to do but you don’t know if you have the strength to do it…
1066
Anyone who uses the term “glamping” is a degenerate and also probably a degenerate
1068
Ok, actually, thinking about it I think it’s statistically impossible that we’re ALL gamers
1069
What do you guys think of my new corporate branding? #LowestCommonDenominator
1070
Today we're simplifying *HIGHLY OVERLY COMPLEX* corporate logos🤩(FULL VIDEO ON YOUTUBE😘)
1071
Your phone’s Face ID just after you’ve woken up:
1073
I’m sure the line for cigarettes is just really long
1074
I legitimately just woke up from a fever dream that consisted of an entire film starring Mel Gibson which does not actually exist, AND it even had two breathtaking plot twists that I was not expecting. Wtf??
Definitely Mel’s best work to date, two thumbs up 👍🏻 👍🏻
1075
Literally came online for the first time in like 10 days thanks for letting me down again everyone
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