1026
It will probably come back much worse and require surgery, NOG-gonna lie to you 😂😂😂🎄❄️🎅🏻
1029
🎵May all of last year be forgot, and ne’er come to miiiind!!!🎵
1032
Me running to my PC to make sure Walt-sama is OK
1033
So does anybody have an update on what the groundhog did this year I haven’t been checking
1035
The best part about snow that doesn’t melt quickly is it shows, contrary to popular belief, that your neighborhood is actually about 67% dog piss and 10% [???]
1036
“Dr. Fauci Explains Why We May Still be Triple Masking Our Assholes Well Into 2024 - CNN Exclusive”
1037
No way!!! 😱 Already?? I don’t know about you guys but personally I can’t wait to add another blank space to my collection. 🤩 twitter.com/IGN/status/136…
1038
You know what they say, the definition of insanity is
/noun/
1the state of being seriously mentally ill; madness
1039
“What is this?? A Cathedral for FRANKS!?”
1041
By far my favorite thing about modern delivery apps is the part at the end when you get sent a serial killer stalker POV shot of the outside your house at night with the text “outside :)”.
1042
Me deciding to check twitter for the first time in ages today:
1043
Is anyone really shocked about what happened to Pepe Le Pew given how many times his name has appeared on Epstein's flight logs...smdh...
1044
Nobody:
Literally No One:
Actually Literally Not a Single Human Soul:
Twitter: BrB DeStRoYiNg CiViLiZaTioN
1046
Like, Belgium isn’t actually a real country though, right?
1047
🇪🇺: Hey what should we design the European Union HQ building to look like?
🤔: The Tower of Babel.
🇪🇺: You mean the one where all the nations of Earth tried to work together and failed and god killed them all and sent them to hell?
🤔: Yeah that’s the one.
🇪🇺: Perfect.
1048
That feeling when you randomly decide to boot up Doom Eternal and find out that your life previously held no meaning
1049
Does this mean we finally get to finish Sonic 06?
1050
Ok...but for real...New episode of "The Pissed Off Angry Hardcore Gamer" When???
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