1101
You know what’s weird in my opinion prime numbers
1102
CEO: What should the box art be?
Marketing Head: These days people are really drawn in by the aesthetic of mercilessly torching defenseless peasant villages in Southeast Asia
CEO: We’re going to be rich
1103
Merry Christmas everyone, do not fear or scream
1105
You know when you’re just randomly talking about something near your phone and then it suddenly shows up in your suggested section :/
1106
Nickelback has and always will be ROCK AND ROLL!!!
1107
We live in a world where these are literally FREE (just saying) imagine complaining about anything
1109
When I accidentally type “No” instead of “Np” while texting someone
1110
POV you’re Chris Rock and you just bought a fitbit
1111
Woah what’s this?? Guess I will just have to watch and enjoy under pain of DURESS to find out…
PS: Thanks for having me on it was an honor hope you all enjoy :)))))))))))) :/ twitter.com/NetHistorian/s…
1113
@YungCrippComedy I would call you ungrateful but honestly I would be pissed too…
1114
Beautiful words Mr. Sinatra will u be touring again anytime soon? love your work btw :) twitter.com/franksinatra/s…
1116
"She did not come back to life as a mechanized zombie and occupy the palace at Versailles, independent sources say."
1117
Still longer than Britney Spears’ first marriage so basically a W
1119
“Nobody this day and age seems to appreciate square wheels anymore!”
1120
Is this a joke lol? Even though the current system is WAY too opaque, all this will do is lower the value of the verification as well as make it harder to figure out who is genuinely a real person or fake account lol. Wtf? twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
1121
If you want to find true enlightenment all around you just look for those who are paying for Coors light with their own money when literally anything else is available
1122
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1123
My pilot just came on the intercom and told a guy to stop vaping in the cabin upon punishment of federal law, and realistically I wouldn’t have it any other way?
1125
The more time I spend with the Steam Deck the more I love it. It’s such a joy to just use, reminds me of the best days of gaming.
Give me a more powerful version with a better screen and I’d be hard pressed to use anything else!
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