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Could you please delete this @MyFitnessPal it’s against god TY in advance great app btw
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I HATE THE TEXTURE OF MOST FRUIT THERE I’VE SAID IT
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For some reason whenever I see someone slurping down an apple with their bare hands, the juices going everywhere I want to puke OH god I actually feel ill typing this right now
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"An Eye for an Eye" makes two people slightly less good at seeing
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*slowly disengages the nuclear launch codes while breathing heavily*
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Can we finally stop pretending that these things are even REMOTELY comparable, please? We should be picking beauty over ugliness. Uniqueness over sameness. I see this pattern in every city in the world today. If there's a will there's a way.
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I see this argument all the time, it's such a joke. No one will be singing the praises of the giant glass cube 1000 years from now, you goober! twitter.com/VonPreusen/sta…
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On a second note: Art today in general is actually very good, maybe better than ever, but you see it in the entertainment space first and foremost (Films, Games, Internet Indie Art, etc). For some reason it seems we have neglected the physical space for the metaphysical one.
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Sometimes it blows my mind how many different languages there are on Earth, and how different they all sound from each other. No two languages ended up sounding the same, except maybe ones that are very close cousins.
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What a blunder! Everyone knows you have to use the alien laser sounds from toy pistols!
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Without the Norton Tricontagon how will you ever secure your home against cyber burglars
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“IHOb” is the best rebranding since “Snoop Lion”
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Actually I think best rebrand probably goes to “When Prince Changed His Name To A Literal Fucking Symbol”
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Holy crap, what an unexpected surprise!! Looking forward to this one!! #E3
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I'll take "Things You Literally Wouldn't Believe in 1992" for 500, Alex.
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This is unjust god dammit twitter.com/Jacob_Pinecone…
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They’re spying on babies now SMH this country is going to shit!!
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MUST... RESIST... INNAPROPRIATE... LAUGHTER
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Many outraged, citing, “Now instead of avoiding ONE California I have to avoid THREE!” twitter.com/abc7newsbayare…
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STATE👏🏻ENFORCED👏🏻SHANIA👏🏻TWAIN👏🏻FANDOM👏🏻
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I love you all like the brother of my son’s father I never had
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“Cometh all, let us take a ride.
Doth you protest? Just step inside.
It is time to take your flipside on another kind of trip.
For one cannot have the hop if he does not posses the hip.” - Roman Statesman ‘Coolius’ at Imperial Address 176 C.E.
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