651
“Do not fear, grown one. Our fate is in the hands of the creator, now.”
652
There is so much anger in this world and I am fucking pissed off about it
653
Has anyone ever been sent to prison for killing time lmao
657
Danish ice-cream marketing is miles ahead of the rest of the world, imho
658
Giving it to a Brit and watching them explain at length how much better Cadbury chocolate is in comparison?
659
*smiles snidely while touring guests through mansion* “Why yes, that is my limited edition ‘Hey You, Pikachu’ N64...so funny you noticed...”
660
Ahaha, simply beautiful 😂. Arby’s has no idea what hit ‘em. twitter.com/danielxg3n369/…
661
Thank you, Denmark, for an unforgettable experience! And also for nearly killing me with endless gangs of fast moving bicycles 🇩🇰❤️!
662
Driving is so annoying but it’s not like you’re NOT gonna drive. What are you gonna do, walk?! While all these other assholes are using steel horse carriages to get ahead!? Basically what I’m saying is let’s return to feudalism.
664
This is not the kind of view I was expecting on my flight when I booked that window seat
665
“Because I enjoy worse versions of good things”
669
This must be that "Smart Marketing" I've been hearing about
670
@Boogie2988 “I dunno maybe I shoulda just turned around”
671
It’s #InternationalBeerDay today. But not NATIONAL Beer Day, which is April 7th. So don’t fuck that up and celebrate something international nationally you fucking loser.
672
Um...yeah...I was hoping for a port of Mario Sunshine but I guess this will work...
673
Can whoever made humidity please reconsider their decision
675
Everyone is talking about Luigi being dead but I’m just over here trying to forget that I saw Kapp’n unfeelingly drive Mario to his doom against his will.
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