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Scotland doing its job protecting innocent eyes
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Olde School Hip Hop was so much realer god damn! 🎶
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Me when a bar’s beer selection is 90% IPAs
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@anthonypadilla All I know is Billy Joel could die at 117 years old and it would still be too young
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Y’all ever sing about how much you love hot sauce at 2 AM just me ok
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When a meme you knew for years starts getting popular all of a sudden
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Social media is so much easier to handle if you learn to die before it was invented
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A film hasn’t affected me in a long time the way “Goodbye Christopher Robin” did. Masterful filmmaking. Will be remembering that one.
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My heart is literally pounding right now, I think I'm going to be rich I think this it it
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I hope everyone is having a fabulous Fourth of July celebration in this beautiful country of ours! (Canadians please do not read or come near this tweet thank you for your cooperation)
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I feel for Southern California right now. I can't handle 75 degrees...
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Congratulations to France for winning the #WorldCupFinal But also how dare France win anything while I’m watching
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Holy cr*p I just remembered about Taco Bell dog!
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Every time I see this beer in my fridge I feel like I just accidentally insulted a Puerto Rican man and he’s clapped back at me
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This is the most metal thing I've seen in a long time
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Been in Stockholm like 10 minutes and I have felt nonstop sexually harassed
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“What if I just fucking did it what if I just actually crushed this ship lol”
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Good progress here but even merely seeing the shape of a water pistol makes me start to just get kinda crazy and black out sporadically — can we please replace this emoji with “wacky spitballs” in 2019? (reminds me of being bullied in 2nd Period Math but I can handle it I think)
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