1152
being in Hell can be nice at times. you get to watch other people suffer instead for once.
1153
even i get offended when someone says "go to hell". i dont want you here either
1155
Everybody wants to summon me, but nobody wants to ask if I’m okay 😔
1157
Fuck this, Fuck that and Fuck you.
1158
*at a party in Hell*
Satan : we’ve ran out of Wine, all we have left is water.
Jesus : check again
1159
Hell is the only Escape Room with no escape.
1161
Stop saying I’m responsible for gun girl it’s insulting.
1162
Wake up sinners, Monday’s don’t suck it’s your life that Does.
1163
Stop asking Jesus to grab the wheel.
He can’t drive.
1164
I tried this and I got arrested. Thanks a lot. twitter.com/ColIegeStudent…
1166
Because none of them exist twitter.com/funshographix/…
1167
Wake up bitches you better have a good day 👿
1168
Please don’t drink & drive there’s enough morons down here.
1169
Unvaccinated kids are not accepted into hell.
1171
Come to Hell, the ice cream machine in McDonald’s is never broken.
1172
Wake up sinners, you’re all going to hell so enjoy your life while you can.
1173
I spoke to God and neither of us want the homophobes.
1174
if you ever need to roast some marshmallows feel free to visit us.
Not evil just misunderstood