1126
Stop telling me I’m not real. I have feelings too.
1127
No I don’t twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/…
1128
Can everyone please stop asking to see my ‘big red demon cock’
Thankyou.
1129
Life is meaningless. Enjoy it while it lasts.
1130
Wake up sinners, have a good day because it could be your last.
1131
I'm ready to retire, this job of torturing you has gotten too boring with you people liking being whipped and shit.
1132
Don’t torture yourself, that’s my job.
1133
Adam and Eve ended up in Hell because they had sex before marriage.
1134
You held someone’s hand before marriage? Enjoy Hell.
1135
Wake up hoe, go drink some water you look dehydrated.
1136
Do flat earthers go to flat Heaven & Hell?
1138
The devil didn’t make you do it, you’re just an asshole.
1139
God isn’t the problem, it’s his fanbase that I hate.
1140
I have the most dysfunctional family in the world
1141
Wake the fuck up it’s time to enjoy your shitty day
1143
God kicked me out because he caught me watching hentai
1144
Can’t wait to see all your faces when you come to Hell and feel that it’s actually cold
1145
If Adam and Eve were the first humans that means everyone is related to each other. Have fun fucking your relatives.
1146
Wake up sinners, go and tell your parents you love them before it’s too late.
1147
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1148
Thanks Dr. Phil. I needed this. twitter.com/DrPhil/status/…
1150
Nobody :
Me falling out of Heaven : twitter.com/s8n/status/121…
Not evil just misunderstood