1201
Dudes really be in class doing trigonometry instead of skipping like bro you’re focused on the wrong sin
1202
Hi, my name is Satan and I am addicted to torturing souls.
1203
People never want to come here cus it’s so bad, but you don’t even have to wait for water to boil.
1204
Wake up sinners, it’s a beautiful day to steal candy from a baby.
1207
The world is a shitty place so tell me something you’re proud of.
1208
Since I’m now a “professional tweeter” will somebody finally love me.
1209
Wake up sinners, it’s a beautiful day to sell your soul.
1213
At the end of the day.
We’re all gonna die at some point.
1214
Wake up sinners, today might be a bitch but make sure you make it your Bitch.
1215
Too many politicians down here. They’re worse than me.
1219
heard you were looking for a new CEO.. @elonmusk
1220
don’t get too excited about 2023. 2020 was just the warm up.
1221
if God loves you so much why did he give you social anxiety
1222
teach your kids to spell i keep getting their christmas lists
1223
im taking over christmas this year, so what do you fuckers want?
1225
Me and God decided we don’t want anything to do with humanity anymore. You’re all on your own.
Not evil just misunderstood