1101
You’re all a little crazy but who isn’t nowadays
1102
Praying to God won’t fix your life. That’s on YOU.
1103
Wake yourselves up today I’m too lazy
1104
Hell just froze over
1105
God should’ve stuck with the dinosaurs
1106
If I hear someone says "bless you" after a sneeze in hell one more damn time..
1107
Uhm, wtf?
1108
Wake up fuckers it’s nearly the Weekend you’re almost there
1109
*God giving humans the ability to think on their own*
Humans : God doesn’t exist
God : wait, no.
1110
Since God's version of humans were such a massive failure, can I make them next time?
1111
FUCK
1112
Who let my dog out of Hell? twitter.com/Sirfreshsemi/s…
1113
Wake up sinners, it’s the weekend it’s prime sinning hours.
1114
Satan: They're a bad idea
God: No they aren't
Humans: Kills the earth and each other
God : fuck
1115
The world is already shit as it is, maybe stop being a cunt for one day?
1116
Be more ‘owo’ and less ‘uwu’
1117
Wtf is going on twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
1118
Hell may be a bad place but the scenery is beautiful
1119
You bitches better not be in church
1120
@DolanDark You’re verified in my eyes it’s okay
1121
Earth is that one area in the universe that everyone locks their door going past.
1122
Your grades won’t matter in Hell.
1123
For everyone wondering when Satans birthday was. It’s today. It’s my birthday today! 👿
1124
Today is the day
1125
Wake up fuckers, you’re adopted. That is all.