1176
Wake the fuck up dumbass it’s time to sin
1177
There's a special place in Hell for people who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom
1178
Come down to hell, the only place where you can make unlimited roasted marshmallows for eternity
1179
Can one of you stop at Wendy’s for me before you die.
1180
Give me a date then smh imma busy devil twitter.com/real_mercyeke/…
1181
Life is too short.
See that play.
Eat that dessert.
Take that road trip.
Sell your soul.
Serve me for eternity.
Adopt that puppy.
1182
Wake up sinners, it’s a beautiful day to do nothing all day.
1183
I heard Jesus was talking shit about me in heaven, well guess what bitch atleast i don’t have to live with my dad for all eternity.
1184
Ellen: today we have a very special surprise
Me: omg 👀
Ellen: remember how you said you were home sick?
Me: Ellen you didn’t 😢
(The ground parts, lava engulfs the stage. There’s muffled screams in the distance)
Me: ELLEN!! 😭❤️
1185
Due to personal reasons, I will be going to Hell.
1188
@elonmusk WTF ELON? I can’t afford a Tesla why must you say such things that make me want a Tesla...
1189
Guys, can you stop sacrificing goats to me, instead sacrifice some chicken nuggets please.
1190
You humans are a joke that has been taken too far
1191
There's only two things worse than Hell: people who don't finish what they're saying and
1192
What if I told you that me and God are actually the same thing.
1193
You fuckers better not be in church today
1198
Tell your friends and family you love them. You never know when it’s the last time you might see them.
1199
Wake up sinners, have a good day today or else 👿
1200
idk where the idea that everything in Hell being fiery and red came from, like we have water slides and shit
Not evil just misunderstood