526
What do you want for Christmas? Since I’m mistaken for Santa all the time smh
527
Everyday is the weekend in Hell, leave me alone. twitter.com/s8n/status/120…
528
Wake up sinners, start your weekend right by doing something evil today 😈
529
@thegoodgodabove What the fuck??
530
Jesus was the first gamer. That's how he respawned.
531
@Jack_Septic_Eye Daddy
532
You really going to take credit for that? We all know it was from me. twitter.com/thegoodgodabov…
533
ok boomer t.co/tuUSOdPO02
534
Wake up fuckers, Have a good day or else 👿
535
Atleast in Hell you never have to worry about running out of hot water
536
I’ve been saying this from the start twitter.com/TemporalClause…
537
I better not see any of you in church today
538
Wake up sinners... actually nvm go back to bed. You deserve the extra sleep.
539
Animals are the only good thing on Earth.
540
If I die where do I go
541
It’s a good thing God loves you because nobody else will.
542
Recreation of God kicking me out of Heaven twitter.com/ohjuztjosh/sta…
543
Drink more water you bitch
544
Wake up fucker, it’s the weekend so you better go enjoy it or else 👿
545
Stop offering me goats wtf
546
Is it really Friday the 13th if somebody doesn’t try and kill you?
547
Me distracting God while I steal some dogs from Heaven twitter.com/TotalEmms/stat…
548
God is a weeb
549
Happy Friday the 13th 😈😈
550
Wake up hoes, I want you to go crazy and do a good deed today 👿