576
Heaven for the Scenery, Hell for the company.
577
Wake up fuckers it’s another beautiful day to sin.
578
Caleb is pretty much everyone twitter.com/itsbritneybaeb…
579
Can all of you BDSM lovers stop stealing all my whips and chains smh
580
@pewdiepie What if we watched it cuddled up aha ha
581
I wanna know how high God was when he made this thumb twitter.com/allgd217/statu…
582
Big thanks to @DamnModzStore for the 125k vbucks 😈😈
584
If you went to church today you’re a bitch
585
What are you getting me for Christmas?
586
As they should twitter.com/thehill/status…
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If you have ever wondered why God has never visited earth, it’s because he hates all of you.
588
Why do people always think they deserve a special place in hell?
Hell is the same nightmare for everyone, no discrimination.
589
Wake up sinners, i want you to switch it up and do something good today.
590
But I don’t want them either twitter.com/thegoodgodabov…
591
Why’s everyone say I’m the bad guy?
I'm not the one who drowned millions of animals.
592
Just put a padlock through the holes in Jesus hands and feet.
That’ll be the last time he asks me ‘did it hurt when you fell from heaven’
593
I want you arrested and locked up for the rest of your life. twitter.com/milkymiikii/st…
594
If it was me, every single one of you would be getting coal for Christmas.
595
God kicked me out of Heaven because I replaced the middle of his Oreos with toothpaste
597
*someone about to crash their car*
“Jesus take the wheel”
Jesus not knowing how to drive : fuck
598
It’s where they least expect me twitter.com/dlongenecker1/…
599
Judge : I’m sentencing you to the death penalty
*death walking out with a goalkeeper outfit on* : let’s fucking do this
600
@YouTube When you spent all the budget on the 2018 YouTube rewind
Not evil just misunderstood