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Bringing this back for some good vides from Satan himself
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Fuck
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When you get possessed by Cerberus twitter.com/Duck_page/stat…
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I punish bad people and god killed millions of innocent people and I'm the bad guy?
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The only bad thing about Hell is how congested it is. The traffic is insane.
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@Jack_Septic_Eye My legacy is calling you daddy? I’ll take it... 😳
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@Jack_Septic_Eye daddy
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It’s nearly time that lazy bastard Santa finally does some work
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Get your lazy ass out of bed and do something fun today 👿
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Hippity Hoppity, your soul is my property.
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Jesus after 2 drinks At the Christmas party in Hell twitter.com/TotalEmms/stat…
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i dont wanna get political or anything but hell is better than heaven
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Nobody :
Me falling from Heaven : twitter.com/sylviapowelll/…
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When you hate your mothers cooking twitter.com/itsbritneybaeb…
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Atleast you’re self aware twitter.com/thegoodgodabov…
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Who wants to sneak into Heaven and pet some dogs with me?
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Wake up sinners, I hope you have an evil filled day of fun.
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If Jesus can walk on water how does he take a bath?
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Being an angel sucked t.co/h8XdyXnYcN
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Shut the fuck up. Please.
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Can you all stop doing dumb stuff for one damn minute
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Nearly time for me to be my alter ego Santa for a day and do something good for a change
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Wake up sinners, eat some breakfast and have yourself a good day or else 👿
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I am the most powerful furry in the world
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I can’t tell if you’re the best or worst brother for this twitter.com/FreddiLao/stat…