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There’s no rest for the wicked because the screams of the damned keep us up all night
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If heaven was a video
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there is a special place in hell for gays...
its actually super nice there they have snacks and shit.
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Nobody :
God : twitter.com/HazelBarnett22…
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If the Earth is flat then why do I hate myself? Checkmate flat earthers.
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Wake up bitches, I may despise all of you but I hope you have a good day 👿
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God is disappointed in you
558
God reading your tweets before deciding if you’re allowed in Heaven twitter.com/FredrikBors/st…
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Sure, where do you wanna go? twitter.com/sidedlies2/sta…
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Remember when y’all wanted me to make toaster bath bombs? Now you can get them here for $6.66 😈😈
satan.toasterbathbomb.com
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And I’m the bad guy? twitter.com/ThatBloke_Jesu…
562
@tomellis17 hey luci
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Someone please teach her how to lip sync twitter.com/LexiNajera/sta…
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God is a boomer
565
Wake up fuckers, lets have a good day today 👿
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Jesus wouldn’t have been crucified if he stanned BTS and loona.
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@god I’m down
568
This is how they make your food in Hell twitter.com/itsthetaylorjo…
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This is so calming it made me wanna go apologise to God twitter.com/SandraJayyyy/s…
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@netflix U good Netflix?
572
You’re about as useful as AC in Hell.
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Wake up sinners it’s time to a wonderfully evil day
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If you’re having a bad day, just remember. You probably deserve it.
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Wtf is wrong with you? twitter.com/IceJJFish/stat…