Satan(@s8n)さんの人気ツイート(新しい順)

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Just woke up hungover in Heaven. All I can hear are people playing the harp. Get me out of here.
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This family Christmas dinner is so awkward I wanna go back to Hell
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What did y’all get for Christmas
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Happy birthday Jesus you old fucker
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Merry Christmas from me and everyone in Hell
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FUCK EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE
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Santa is drunk and passed out,sorry he won’t be bringing you anything for Christmas.
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Stop with the sacrifices, we have too many goats down here.
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Merry Christmas Eve bitch
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If Santa doesn’t get you a gift this year . Don’t worry, I’ll hook you up instead.
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Happy Christmas Eve eve motherfuckers
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@Jack_Septic_Eye A smart man...
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What should I get Jesus for his birthday?
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The Bible can be found in Hell. It's in the comedy section of the library.
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Wake up sinners, you better have a good week 👿
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Nobody : Me with Cerberus : twitter.com/CuteEmergency/…
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God : I love everyone equally Me : what if they don’t believe in you? God : THEY’LL END UP IN HELL WHERE THEY WILL SUFFER FOR ETERNITY
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Wake up fuckers, you better not be in church today 👿
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Twitter is Hell in the form of social media.
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To whoever said he makes ‘the mask look good’ are going straight to Hell. No Jim Carrey disrespect is allowed. twitter.com/WSHHFANS/statu…
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Everyone in Hell just saw you fall over on that ice.
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Someone needs to sign this dog to a label rn
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Not looking forward to the Christmas Family dinner with God and Jesus..
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Wake up sinners, you better have a good weekend 👿👿