376
Wake up hoe, go drink some water you look dehydrated.
377
You held someone’s hand before marriage? Enjoy Hell.
378
Adam and Eve ended up in Hell because they had sex before marriage.
379
Don’t torture yourself, that’s my job.
380
I'm ready to retire, this job of torturing you has gotten too boring with you people liking being whipped and shit.
381
Wake up sinners, have a good day because it could be your last.
382
Life is meaningless. Enjoy it while it lasts.
383
Can everyone please stop asking to see my ‘big red demon cock’
Thankyou.
384
No I don’t twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/…
385
Stop telling me I’m not real. I have feelings too.
386
Wake up fuckers, you’re adopted. That is all.
387
Today is the day
388
For everyone wondering when Satans birthday was. It’s today. It’s my birthday today! 👿
389
Your grades won’t matter in Hell.
390
Earth is that one area in the universe that everyone locks their door going past.
391
@DolanDark You’re verified in my eyes it’s okay
392
You bitches better not be in church
393
Hell may be a bad place but the scenery is beautiful
394
Wtf is going on twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
395
Be more ‘owo’ and less ‘uwu’
396
The world is already shit as it is, maybe stop being a cunt for one day?
397
Satan: They're a bad idea
God: No they aren't
Humans: Kills the earth and each other
God : fuck
398
Wake up sinners, it’s the weekend it’s prime sinning hours.
399
Who let my dog out of Hell? twitter.com/Sirfreshsemi/s…
400
FUCK